Signs of the Apocalypse

[RobAce]

Okay this thread is devoted to things in the world that if they happened you would see as a sign of "The Apocalypse" coming.

Examples I can give are:

Carrot Top headlining a Shakespearean play on Broadway.

Slim-Fast offering a meal plan sponsored by McDonalds.

What can you all think of?

Rob

 

[badreligion]

A Shot At Love with Tila Tequlia got picked up for another season

 

[TonyInMyThroat]

Obama lowers his right arm after uttering the words “I do” on the Capitol's West Front.

 

[milagros317]

The Cubs win the World Series after a 100 year gap.

 

[kurchatovium]

Pauly Shore wins oscar for best actor.

 

[Helena]

Hillary loses the nomination, but wins "American Idol."

Robby declares that the official drink of the Robby Show is diet coke.

Milagros stops posting for three consecutive hours, and decides to watch the history channel instead.

I live 24 hours in a row without a cup of coffee.

 

[kurchatovium]

Bill Clinton takes a vow of celibacy.

 

[Gothika]

the goverment acculy does something to help people

 

[Artoo]

I start to sober up.

 

[Tick L]

Chuck Norris shaves his beard.

 

[TonyInMyThroat]

The Beatles announce a reunion tour with all members present.

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros stops posting for three consecutive hours, and decides to watch the history channel instead.

Amen to that.

 

[RobAce]

Andrew "Dice" Clay is named the next US poet lariat.

Rob

 

[paracarl44]

Obama concedes his delegates to Hillary.

 

[RobAce]

Larry King quits CNN and begins a new career as a male stripper.

Rob

 

[Arstine]

Rob shuts up long enough on our show for me to get out a whole sentence.

 

[Artoo]

The bickering on this forum becomes minimal

 

[kurchatovium]

Osama Bin Laden renouces Islam and takes up Riverdancing

 

[General Zod]

Tom Arnold wins an Oscar

 

[Helena]

Purple will stop being my favorite color.

I will end my love affair with Ben and Jerry's "American Dream."

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Britney Spears wins the Nobel Prize in Physics.

 

[kurchatovium]

Paris Hilton reads a book.

 

[paracarl44]

Obama finds a new radical preacher.

 

[Helena]

RChello will say cheese for the camera.

 

[RChello]

hmmm how about...

RChello will say cheese for the camera.

Helena stars in a tickle vid made by Tickle Abuse,Viper productions or some other Vid company in the Northeast