Babyshambles
2nd Level Red Feather
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If you make a list of 10 things Milagros cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Milagros does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Milagros goes killing.
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Milagros
Milagros doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
In conversation, Milagros often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.
Milagros has counted to infinity. Twice.
Milagros is the reason that Waldo is hiding
The chief export of Milagros is pain.
Milagros' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Milagros once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Milagros does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Milagros goes killing.
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Milagros
Milagros doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
In conversation, Milagros often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.
Milagros has counted to infinity. Twice.
Milagros is the reason that Waldo is hiding
The chief export of Milagros is pain.
Milagros' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Milagros once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"