maniactickler
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Illtcklu said:Aw hell, take dog shit and smear it all over the windows of the car!!!!
May i suggest human excrement. id be willing to volunteer a ripe sample.
Illtcklu said:Aw hell, take dog shit and smear it all over the windows of the car!!!!
steph said:So, ok, I'm sitting in my RAT cubicle at work, staring forlornly out the window at the rain like one of my cats. My friend and co-worker Beth comes up and says, "Check it out~some a-hole brought their dog to work and locked it in the car!"
"WHAT THE HELL?" I yell, loud enough for about 50 people to hear me. Sure enough, I look at the parking lot below me~there's a big dog in a small car I don't recognize with not a window cracked open even a hair for oxygen!
Beth says, "I hoped it'd be someone who just ran in but it's been there over 2 hours." I stared at her like she was an alien. "What now?" she asks. I think for a minute and then grab her hand "Come on" I say. We march down the hall to the building's big Kahuna, who I know is a pet lover too.
"Write down their parking pass number and call parking security," she says. So we do. Sure enough, within less than 30 minutes, the employee I don't recognize either comes out, backs out the car and drives off. I guess they must have called her or reported her, something....
So, anyhoo, we spend the next few trying to figure out non-criminal ways to exact revenge for her actions. BTW, is it still revenge if you're acting for someone other than yourself? And if yes, does it count if it's an animal, not a person???
MY idea was to every day, put a different note on her car:
Day one: "Your dog hates you"
Day two: "Dog abuser!"
Day three: "Did you know you're a stupid whore?"
Day four: Cut out a pic of a dog and paste it to the note that says, "I'm watching you"
Day five: Cut out a different dog and write, "I'm watching you too..."
I mean, what the heck~you wouldn't leave your kid in the car all day, right? Ok, I'm off to have a drink and chill out!
Talk at ya friends~sweet dreams! Be GOOD to your pets, ok?
XOXO