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TG4L's Car Painting

Illtcklu

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TG4L, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" TG4L said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, TG4L came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," TG4L answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," TG4L added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." :firedevil
 
She complains about not having a joke dedicated to her... and then when one's posted, she doesn't reply to it. :rolleyes: :p
 
HeavenlyTickle said:
She complains about not having a joke dedicated to her... and then when one's posted, she doesn't reply to it. :rolleyes: :p

yayayayayayay! finally! very funny!
 
bellystrokes said:
You mean you noticed?
Gee? It was white............... now it's red. Yeah I noticed! And wait?! Those aren't even the right tires!
 
Illtcklu said:
Gee? It was white............... now it's red. Yeah I noticed! And wait?! Those aren't even the right tires!

what are you talking about? *washes red paint off of hands and whistles*
 
TicklishGrl4Lfe said:
what are you talking about? *washes red paint off of hands and whistles*
But?! Why are there truck tires on my car, and the spare tire is missing too?! Who owns a five wheeled car???
 
Illtcklu said:
But?! Why are there truck tires on my car, and the spare tire is missing too?! Who owns a five wheeled car???

How would i know? *hangs up one of your car tires for a swing and swings on it*
 
My car should have twenty dollar bills all over it........the way it's been striped!
 
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