I memory of the more than 4,000 posts that I had in this, my favorite thread in what used to be the Humor Forum, I will now post the whole aphabet:
I am
always happy to start the alphabet over again with the "A" post.
I am
being honest in telling you that I love to post here.
I am
curious, but not as curious as the cat who died of it.
I am
devoted to Mistress Zara.
I am
earnest, but it is of no importance.
I am
forwarding nobody's mail.
I am
going to be making a few posts.
I am
here for no useful purpose.
I am
imagining wonderful things.
I am
just hanging around.
I am
kneeling in devotion to Mistress Zara.
I am
Limeoutsider!!
Sorry, that is an error.
I am
MILAGROS317!!!
I am
naturally friendly.
I am
open to new ideas, especially about a more original "O" post.
I am
prone to posting a lot.
I am
quite well known on the TMF.
I am
right more often than wrong.
I am
serious about baseball.
I am
telling you that I'm glad to be here.
I am
under my own roof.
I am
very hungry, as usual.
I am
well aware that the next poor slob will be stuck with the dreaded "X" post.
I am
xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays.
I am
yearning to eat a chocolate ice cream sundae.
I am
Zara-enchanted.