The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[milagros317]

I don't have any xylophones in my room now.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any yaks in my house.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any zebras stampeding through my bathroom.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any alcohol in my system at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any beer in my hand now.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any crabs.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any dumbbells.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any food in my belly....methinks I should go to the kitchen and eat soon.

 

[Rook's Media]

I don't have Gatorade...ran out earlier today...

But I do have a 40 of OE now though!

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any horseradish.

 

[Rook's Media]

I don't have any idea why Bush was elected to a second term!

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any junk food in my room at the moment.

 

[Rook's Media]

I don't have any King Cobras...donated them all to Animal Planet.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any lovely ladies named Lo-Lo in my room at the moment.

 

[Rook's Media]

I don't have any lovely ladies named Lo-Lo in my room at the moment.

Lol!!! Trust me man...I don't either!

I don't have any Marvel Comics...sold them all when I was young.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any new or exciting shit going on in my life, really.

 

[Rook's Media]

I don't have any open containers in my car officer...I swear....

 

[emilyemilyemily]

i don't have any penises...?

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any quirks. Wait....yes I do! Oh well....

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any rotten eggs to throw at people.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any snacks in my room at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any trombones in my closet.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any underwear on my head.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any vultures circling over my head.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any wax paper.