I have Apple poisoning and can't go to work today!
L Lord Doctor 4th Level Violet Feather Joined Jul 29, 2005 Messages 7,885 Points 0 Nov 26, 2009 #1 I have Apple poisoning and can't go to work today!
L leafstk Level of Quintuple Ruby Feather Joined May 13, 2003 Messages 27,473 Points 0 Nov 26, 2009 #2 I have boils in unwanted places and I can't come to work today
D deadlywiffeathr Level of Lemon Feather Joined Dec 29, 2006 Messages 12,167 Points 0 Nov 26, 2009 #3 I have celeryitis and can't come to work today
A Angel77 Level of Garnet Feather Joined Mar 25, 2004 Messages 28,800 Points 0 Nov 26, 2009 #4 I have da flu and can't come to work today. It was the best I could do at them moment lol.
L Lord Doctor 4th Level Violet Feather Joined Jul 29, 2005 Messages 7,885 Points 0 Nov 26, 2009 #5 I have Everest sickness and can't come to work today
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,925 Points 36 Nov 27, 2009 #6 I have freaky farts and can't come in to work today.
L Lord Doctor 4th Level Violet Feather Joined Jul 29, 2005 Messages 7,885 Points 0 Feb 3, 2010 #7 I have gone gagagoogoo and can't come in to work today
D deadlywiffeathr Level of Lemon Feather Joined Dec 29, 2006 Messages 12,167 Points 0 Feb 3, 2010 #8 I have hump syndrome and can't come to work today
L Lord Doctor 4th Level Violet Feather Joined Jul 29, 2005 Messages 7,885 Points 0 Feb 3, 2010 #9 I have italics a can't come to work today
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,925 Points 36 Feb 3, 2010 #10 I have jumped a shark and can't come to work.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,118 Points 0 Sep 25, 2014 #11 I have banged my knee and can't come to work today.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 579,775 Points 63 Sep 25, 2014 #12 I have a sore leg and I can't come to work today.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,118 Points 0 Sep 27, 2014 #13 I have meningitis and can't come to work today.
B Bohemianne Verified Joined May 11, 2007 Messages 8,204 Points 38 Sep 27, 2014 #14 I have lost numerous vital organs and can't come to work today.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,118 Points 0 Sep 27, 2014 #15 I have osteoarthritis and can't come in to work today.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 579,775 Points 63 Sep 28, 2014 #16 I have pain in my back and can't come in to work today.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,118 Points 0 Sep 28, 2014 #17 I fell into a quicksand pit and need to get cleaned up so I can't come in to work today.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 579,775 Points 63 Nov 7, 2014 #18 I have really fun things to do at home so I can't come to work today.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,118 Points 0 Nov 8, 2014 #19 I have shingles and I can't come to work today.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 579,775 Points 63 Dec 8, 2014 #20 I have terrible sinus congestion so I can't come to work today.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,118 Points 0 Dec 12, 2014 #21 I am unclean and cannot come to work today.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 579,775 Points 63 Dec 24, 2014 #22 I have varicose veins so I can't come to work today.
M Mitchell Level of Coral Feather Joined Sep 9, 2002 Messages 33,392 Points 38 Dec 24, 2014 #23 I feel weak, and cant come to work today. (Wanted to bold text the weak, but it didn't do it, the key word in there for me was weak. )
I feel weak, and cant come to work today. (Wanted to bold text the weak, but it didn't do it, the key word in there for me was weak. )
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 579,775 Points 63 Dec 25, 2014 #24 I have xenophobia, so I can't come to work today.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,118 Points 0 Dec 25, 2014 #25 I have a Yard Sale so I can't come to work today.