The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not fondled anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.................

played golf with gofers in the holes in Georgia.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not hit anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT..........................

delivered ice to igloos in Iceland.

 

[milagros317]

I have not joyfully jovially juggled jumbo Jamaican jelly jars.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT............................

killed a kangaroo in Kansas.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not laughed at anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT..................

minted money.

 

[milagros317]

I have not nervously nimbly named numerous names to a Congressional committee.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT..........................

ate oysters in Oklahoma.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I have not tickle a girls pair of perfectly pedicured feet today

 

[milagros317]

I have not quickly quietly quoted Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT..........................

rounded up cattle on a ranch.

 

[ShadowKat]

I have not been on facebook today.

 

[milagros317]

rounded up cattle on a ranch.

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I have not slowly solidly soundly spanked seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT............................

tickled twenty two Turkish twins.