The Extended Service Warranty Thread

[kurchatovium]

Please consult this thread to inquire about getting Extended Service Warranties for other threads you may have started. Thank you.

 

[kurchatovium]

You really ought to consider the value that an Extended Service Warraty will offer your Threads.

 

[lk70]

Please take me off your list. Thank you....click.

 

[kurchatovium]

Did I mention we have several resonably priced plans lk70.

 

[Michael514]

Warranty for what? By the time the extended warranty runs out, I would have gotten rid of my old thread and got a brand new one. So it's a waste of money and time. No thanks and no more letters about it!

 

[kurchatovium]

Our Extended Service Warrranties keep your threads young and vital so they never wear out. Would you like a represenative to call you osco?

 

[milagros317]

I always delete emails about extending the warranty on something whose warranty is about to expire.

 

[Michael514]

Our Extended Service Warrranties keep your threads young and vital so they never wear out. Would you like a represenative to call you osco?

What good does that do to say no. I have an unlisted number, privacy calling and caller I.D. and you'll still continue to call. So again I say no!!!!

 

[kurchatovium]

Perhaps you should consider our Hassle Free Extended Service Warranty then milagros. You send us the money and we agree not to pester you about Extended Service Warranties.

 

[kurchatovium]

What good does that do to say no. I have an unlisted number, privacy calling and caller I.D. and you'll still continue to call. So again I say no!!!!

Would like to purchase a Hassle Free Extended Service Warranty as well. It offers nno benefits but we dont bother you about Extended Service Warranties any more.

 

[milagros317]

I have a better idea: I don't send anybody any money for extended service warranties of any kind.

 

[kurchatovium]

Extended Service Warranties dont seem to be very popular.

 

[Michael514]

Popular? Well if you explain in more detail maybe I'll listen. No promises though.

 

[kurchatovium]

We can have a one of our Extended Service Warranty Specialists talk to you for hours about all the various plans we offer, osco.

 

[lk70]

Send it to me in writing.

 

[kurchatovium]

Most excellent lk70 we will email our vast catalog of Extended Service Warranties to you and have one of our represenatives call to make sure you have received the catalog.

 

[milagros317]

Extended Service Warranties dont seem to be very popular.

That is an understatement. They evoke the same rage as telemarketers and used car salespeople.

 

[kurchatovium]

Our sales represenatives though are very friendly.

 

[Michael514]

We can have a one of our Extended Service Warranty Specialists talk to you for hours about all the various plans we offer, osco.

Hours? Sorry I'm laid off and at home all day alone, so I have no time to talk for hours.

 

[kurchatovium]

Perhaps then we can mail our vast catalog of Extended Sevice Warranty plans to you and have a sales represenative call to make sure you have received it then osco.

 

[lk70]

Perhaps then we can mail our vast catalog of Extended Sevice Warranty plans to you and have a sales represenative call to make sure you have received it then osco.

No, no. I'll send him mine when I'm through with it. It's good to conserve.

 

[Michael514]

Perhaps then we can mail our vast catalog of Extended Sevice Warranty plans to you and have a sales represenative call to make sure you have received it then osco.

And if I say yes he can call to check, will that be the extent of the conversation or will he kep talking my ear off?

 

[kurchatovium]

Its really no trouble at all lk70. All our catalogs are made from recycled paper so the conservation is already there.

 

[milagros317]

Everybody here is so polite that nobody has yet mentioned how far up where extended warranties should be shoved.

 

[kurchatovium]

We do sell special warraties just for that purpose milagros they are printed on the softest toilet paper in the cosmos.