....that TickleTheater doesnt want me as a member the same way just about all women dont want me as a boyfriend! I am the biggest loser of all time! NOONE and I mean NOONE is a bigger loser than me! Im the Al Bundy of the new millenium guys! I mean Tickle Fu**in Theater restricts my membership!! A goddamn tickling group for Gods sake!!! Youd think it was the Knights of Columbus or something!!!!!