The Magical Vending Machine

[kaiden]

An old favorite of mine. Didn't see one on TMF, so I decided to start it up.

Here's how it works. Insert something into the magical vending machine. The next person determines what comes out, and then inserts something of their own.

So, for example:

Poster 1: I put in a cassette tape.

Poster 2: You get a velociraptor. I put in a Bowie knife.

Poster 3: You get the keys to a Honda Civic . I put in a cracked dinner plate...

And so on. I'll start.

I put in an old cellphone.

 

[General Zod]

An old favorite of mine. Didn't see one on TMF, so I decided to start it up.

Here's how it works. Insert something into the magical vending machine. The next person determines what comes out, and then inserts something of their own.

So, for example:

Poster 1: I put in a cassette tape.

Poster 2: You get a velociraptor. I put in a Bowie knife.

Poster 3: You get the keys to a Honda Civic . I put in a cracked dinner plate...

And so on. I'll start.

I put in an old cellphone.

You get some Brute cologne.

I put in an 8 track tape.

 

[kaiden]

You get an empty pizza box.

I put in a bag filled with 347 Canadian quarters.

 

[General Zod]

You get an empty pizza box.

I put in a bag filled with 347 Canadian quarters.

You get a shovel.

I put in a bag of peanuts.

 

[kaiden]

You get a broken camera.

I put in a bottle of bleach.

 

[Gothika]

you get dirty undies

i put in a metal detector

 

[AmishTickler]

You get a screwdriver.

I put in a candle.

 

[kaiden]

You get a sardine.

I put in a box of Trix.

 

[AmishTickler]

You get a melted Hershey Bar.

I put in a pair of sunglasses.

 

[kaiden]

You get a book on tape.

I put in some dogtags.

 

[Gothika]

you get a gun

i put in fireworks

 

[milagros317]

You get a wet washcloth.

I put in a new wool hat.

 

[AmishTickler]

You get a scarf.

I put in a fish bowl.

 

[Gothika]

you get dinner

i put in a clock

 

[kaiden]

You get a creepy old hobo who invites you to dinner...

I put in a chair

 

[AmishTickler]

You get a beer mug.

I put in a football.

 

[Gothika]

you get a trumpet

i put in a wig

 

[kaiden]

You get a prosthetic arm.

I put in bagpipes.

 

[milagros317]

You get out a sack full of broken hockey sticks.

I put in a baseball.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

You get a nerf gun

I put in a glow stick