The no one is invited thread

[milagros317]

*cough* *choke*

 

[goddess_nemesis]

This is harder then getting rid of roaches. *Fumigates the thread with Pyrethrin l.*

*puts on gas mask* If you'd clean up once and a while, you wouldn't have any roaches.

 

[milagros317]

I survived the insecticide.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

So where's the keg you promised us?

 

[K-Skate417]

Still waiting on that beer Bugman

 

[Pokey]

I just woke up and your bed is really lumpy buggy!!!

 

[Helena]

I just woke up and your bed is really lumpy buggy!!!

He should really build an addition on his house for a guest bathroom. I like those fancy little soaps......

 

[kered]

OOOppps.....someone spliied tomato juice on Buggy's white shag carpet!!

 

[Pokey]

This Barber pole doesn't make a real good light Buggy

 

[Helena]

OOOppps.....someone spliied tomato juice on Buggy's white shag carpet!!

I just stepped in something sticky. Thank goodness I was wearing the slippers that belong to Dirky!

 

[Pokey]

Do you know you don't have any clean dishes Buggy?

 

[Helena]

Bugaboo,
You are out of clean silverware.

 

[Pokey]

Anybody seen Helena, she is the beauty with those big house shoes that look ready to fall off?

 

[Helena]

Anybody seen Helena, she is the beauty with those big house shoes that look ready to fall off?

What? No clean towels either?

 

[Pokey]

Hey, whats behind that door Trouble?

 

[Helena]

Hey, whats behind that door Trouble?

I hope it's a memory foam pillow for tummy sleepers...

 

[kered]

Who put their cigarettes out on Buggy's floor?

 

[milagros317]

I've forgotten the premise of this thread.

 

[paracarl44]

Why is this thread around?

 

[Bugman]

It seems that no one here comprehends even basic English. Perhaps some visual aids are in order.

 

[Helena]

Why is this thread around?

Bugaboo,
What? No guns? Oh, there's the rifle!

 

[Bugman]

An addendum to this thread. If you are female and meet the following criteria you may stay. While Slacker, Pokey and several others are quite well endowed, they are not to the best of my knowledge members of the fairer sex, although i admit to some doubts about Slacker..

 

[paracarl44]

Should the people living in Dripping Springs or Bug Tussle be aware of this thread, as they are probably lonely?

 

[texastickler]

BugMan. You need to call a plumber. And I highly recommend you do not attempt to use your bathroom. You have been warned.

 

[leafstk]

Bugger off, I'm posting in this thread anyway