The Pun Thread

[Oblivion]

This might be too much like the .gif thread but I love puns. I eat, sleep, breath puns and I live for making people slap their faces and groan. And also for telling puns.

A good pun is like a good steak. A rare medium well done.

 

[Hyena]

Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison?

He's a small medium at large.

 

[Oblivion]

What did the mermaid wear to math class?

An algae-bra.

 

[dalekfire]

You mention you eat puns. Are they toasted puns, topped with sesame seeds?

 

[Hyena]

He makes pun-ana bread like it's his job.

 

[StonebornLegion]

I have a safety concern about this topic.

It could lead to hospital visits as a result of blunt force trauma from face palming so hard.

 

[Hyena]

Yes, I imagine plenty of peoples' faces will take quite a pun-ishing.

 

[Oblivion]

I mean, if a mod feels its a danger, they can close it down before we cause a pun-ick.

 

[dalekfire]

Not to worry. Y'all have Dalekfire's approval. Just don't start acting like a rabble of pun-ks, or I'ma have to start pun-ting you all out!

 

[Oblivion]

That left me so scared I left a lil' pun-dle on the floor. Its yellow.

Puddle! >_<

 

[Nuciferyne]

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

 

[dalekfire]

Clean up after yourself, Cog! You're gonna put a stain on this site's reputation with such piss-poor behavior!

 

[Oblivion]

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A dead-pun joke has been stated.

Clean up after yourself, Cog! You're gonna put a stain on this site's reputation with such piss-poor behavior!

I ab-stain from cleaning up.

 

[MistressValerie1]

I like to think of myself as a pundit of puns.

 

[Wylindia]

Hehe

 

[Oblivion]

I like to think of myself as a pundit of puns.

I'll punder on what you'll eventually say.

Hehe

When telling a pun, the greatest compliment is being told to shut the fuck up. B)

 

[dalekfire]

I bet Missy Val is secretly like the ultimate warlord of puns...

She is like Attila the Pun.

 

[Oblivion]

I bet Missy Val is secretly like the ultimate warlord of puns...

She is like Attila the Pun.

Might be because I'm drinking but that is the funniest fucking thing. I giggled.

 

[dalekfire]

Might be because I'm drinking but that is the funniest fucking thing. I giggled.

Say "Sofa Kingdom" ten times fast without breaks between words. =D

 

[Oblivion]

I.. I caaaaaaan't d:

 

[Hyena]

I.. I caaaaaaan't d:

Probably because you're Sofa Kingdom.

 

[Oblivion]

I might have to hang up my crown as the king of puns. I'm not getting it and its making me so sad.

 

[Nuciferyne]

I might have to hang up my crown as the king of puns. I'm not getting it and its making me so sad.

Awww Coggy c'mon, prove you're not Sofa Kingdom.... :'c

 

[Oblivion]

Oh, I fucking hate you guys. ;__;

 

[Hyena]

It seems diplomatic relations with the Sofa Kingdom have broken down. I hope this won't affect trade!