The TMF Plantation

[Tortuga]

(coming from a convo with Slacker)
If all the members of the forum were moved onto a large plantation this is the get go:

LeeAlure & Mondy will be incharge of event organization.
DSL will be the computer tech on-site.
ASUTickler, BigJohn, and Skipadeedoodah are part of security.
Impailer is the head bartender and incharge of all alochol inventory.
Vinnee is the head chef.
Bella is in charge of the AfterCare Dept and Information Dept for the New Comers.
Euphoricy is head of the modeling agency.
Artoo & Haribish are the British Embassadors.
Libertine & KittenToes are head of the Theatre Dept.
Bugman is the plantation exterminator.
Musicroxmysox, Alchemy, DVNC,Tklee88, & Sarah are head of the Music Dept.
SnailShell is the guard at the gate.
RobAce & EcEu are head of the Advertising Dept.
AnnieHall is editor of the daily TK news letter.
Jo is the Gate Keeper of the Diet Coke Supply.
Mondy is also head of all Sugar Distribution.
MTP Jeff and Myriads are head of production of the TMF.
Amnesiac is the village idiot in the east wing.
KrazieDog is the Cajun Language Interpretor.
Mistress Aura is head of the BDSM Academy.
Ray is the senior RN.
Baldadonis in charge of all legal activity.
Natural Tickler is village idiot of the west wing.
Homer is head limo driver.
IvoryTickler is the talented pianoist at the bar.
Slacker is head of the Landscape Dept.
Viper & Sapphire are head of the Bondage Equipment Inventory.
Tortuga is the ride tech of the "Tortuga's Magical Carousel Ride"

 

[slacker2114]

Dammit, I don't wanna cut the grass!!! Get Goth to do it.

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

I'mma be the head maid/submissive.

 

[Scouse]

So, if Artoo or Hari were involved in some kind of "accident" .... >.>

 

[slacker2114]

So, if Artoo or Hari were involved in some kind of "accident" .... >.>

Yes, absolutely....Slap-n-ticklee and Runoffstage would take over as European ambassadors.

 

[Carsomyr]

As long as you don't appoint Skipadeedoodah as map-reader I think you'll be fine!

Oh, and can I be the jester? *puppy eyes* Spam-monkey is fine too. I'll bribe you with meatballs!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Why am I security if everyone always says I'm such a wuss?? Hmmmmmmmmm...admit it - I'm scary! *flex*

 

[falcon]

can i be part of the security team? i have experience and all the cool toys to go along with it!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

can i be part of the security team? i have experience and all the cool toys to go along with it!

Maybe - but there will be a series of tests to see if you can withstand....our team is already flawless and we weren't really in the market for NEWBZ

 

[falcon]

unless any of the current security team has ever been sprayed in the face with OC Spray, i think i can "withstand" quite a bit, thank you! and i thought Cassie was runnin' this bitch! lol

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

We don't need to fear your fancy tools....we haz RHINO.

Fine - you can join our team..but I'M IN CHARGE so you do what I say!

 

[falcon]

you really have no clue what you're doing. do you? HA!!!!

 

[Capnmad]

(coming from a convo with Slacker)
If all the members of the forum were moved onto a large plantation this is the get go:

LeeAlure & Mondy will be incharge of event organization.
DSL will be the computer tech on-site.
ASUTickler, BigJohn, and Skipadeedoodah are part of security.
Impailer is the head bartender and incharge of all alochol inventory.
Vinnee is the head chef.
Bella is in charge of the AfterCare Dept and Information Dept for the New Comers.
Euphoricy is head of the modeling agency.
Artoo & Haribish are the British Embassadors.
Libertine & KittenToes are head of the Theatre Dept.
Bugman is the plantation exterminator.
Musicroxmysox, Alchemy, DVNC,Tklee88, & Sarah are head of the Music Dept.
SnailShell is the guard at the gate.
RobAce & EcEu are head of the Advertising Dept.
AnnieHall is editor of the daily TK news letter.
Jo is the Gate Keeper of the Diet Coke Supply.
Mondy is also head of all Sugar Distribution.
MTP Jeff and Myriads are head of production of the TMF.
Amnesiac is the village idiot in the east wing.
KrazieDog is the Cajun Language Interpretor.
Mistress Aura is head of the BDSM Academy.
Ray is the senior RN.
Baldadonis in charge of all legal activity.
Natural Tickler is village idiot of the west wing.
Homer is head limo driver.
IvoryTickler is the talented pianoist at the bar.
Slacker is head of the Landscape Dept.
Viper & Sapphire are head of the Bondage Equipment Inventory.
Tortuga is the ride tech of the "Tortuga's Magical Carousel Ride"

...and Capnmad calls the feds when your bizarre little cult inevitably goes hideously awry.

 

[slacker2114]

Sure. She's got a black belt in bullying and a phD in mouthing off.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

you really have no clue what you're doing. do you? HA!!!!

Yes I do!!

Sure. She's got a black belt in bullying and a phD in mouthing off.

See

 

[General Zod]

Need any Generals for anything?

 

[falcon]

and she can't find her way out of Jersey, either! BBBBAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!

 

[milagros317]

Why am I not on the list?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

*death stare*

 

[Bugman]

Dammit, I don't wanna cut the grass!!! Get Goth to do it.

Quit your bitchin and go mow the yard.Goth is busy running the tatoo and piercing parlor.

 

[slacker2114]

Quit your bitchin and go mow the yard.Goth is busy running the tatoo and piercing parlor.

What's that Gribble? I can't hear you over all that spraying for ants you're doing.....ya jackass.

 

[BellaRisa]

Since I know I'd be calling certain people Sir sometimes and I'd want an occasional flogging could we not call it a plantation? I've seen Roots a few too many times

 

[CrystalLight]

You're all insane.

 

[slacker2114]

You're all insane.

You hush. And get to guarding the diet Coke.

 

[punkrockergirl]

what the hell .. i dont get a job, i see how it is lol