The Wizard of Oz

[drew70]

I've decided to go in search of the Wizard of Oz, that he might advise me of where I might seek the ultimate female tickler. Yeah, you guys think I'm kidding, but I've already found the Yellow Brick Road thanks to Google Maps.

Plus, I've got my little song to sing for anybody I might meet along the way....

(Sung to the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain")

I'd be tied down on her table
And laugh till I'm not able
To adequately breathe.

She would get what she's after
Which is lots of frenzied laughter
If she'd only tickle me!

In the living room or kitchen
She'd have my body twitchin'
Most uncontrollably.

Am I ticklish? Oh, so very
That I'd have a coronary
If she'd only tickle me!

Oh I....would nearly die,
From lack of ox-y-gen!
Till she lets me up for air for five or ten.
And then she starts....right in again!

She'd attack my ribs and belly
To make me shake like jelly
And laugh hysterically.

Even though I'd be her prisoner
I'd be loving her and kissin' her
If she'd only tickle me!

 

[TKLVR181]

*ROTFL*

Dude...that song...is genious!!!!!:laughing:

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

the hollywood brother claim that this is good stuff. keep on rocking and keep on posting brother. the hollywood brother wants all members here to particapate and feel welcome

 

[Random_noob86]

Hey, this song sounds familiar. It sounds like a song one of TKLVR18's 'lees would sing.

I've decided to go in search of the Wizard of Oz, that he might advise me of where I might seek the ultimate female tickler. Yeah, you guys think I'm kidding, but I've already found the Yellow Brick Road thanks to Google Maps.

Hey Drew, I don't think you need to go in search of the Wizard of Oz to find your ultimate female tickler. *points to TKLVR18* I think I found her.

P.S. Nice song and good luck.

 

[TKLVR181]

Hey, this song sounds familiar. It sounds like a song one of TKLVR18's 'lees would sing.


Hey Drew, I don't think you need to go in search of the Wizard of Oz to find your ultimate female tickler. *points to TKLVR18* I think I found her.

P.S. Nice song and good luck.

O.O AWWWWWW *hugs noob* THAT IS SOOO SWEET!

 

[Random_noob86]

O.O AWWWWWW *hugs noob* THAT IS SOOO SWEET!

They don't call me "Lovable Bastard" for nothing. Actually, they don't call me "Lovable Bastard" at all. But i've got the power to make my custom title "Lovable Bastard", so there. XD

I obviously don't know how great a 'ler you are in real life since I've never met you directly before but from what i've seen in the official tickle fight thread, I truly think "Ultimate female tickler" suits you.

And once again, I have made this thread go off topic. Sorry mods. :sad: So, I head to the random banter thread now. ^_^

Edit: LMAO, I didn't actually think you were gonna change your custom title to ULTIMATE female 'ler. So let me be the first to say nice custom title. XD

 

[TKLVR181]

Thanks, and thanks for a great idea

 

[Dade]

Brilliant Drew.Brilliant.

 

[MistressValerie1]

It's very clever -- I love it!

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

MUCH BETTER THAN GT'S " IF I ONLY HAD A WANG"....

"wicked" Song Drew. I Love Parodies, If I Can't Get A Pair Of Double D's! *rimshot* Thanks For The Awesome Post.

 

[steph]

Too funny Drew!

XOXO

 

[TheChameleon]

Drew, you da man.

 

[Journia]

Now that was an interesting song. But unfortunately, you can't find the wizard. He was killed. By him. READ BELOW.

 

[Camel26]

Drew...that was brilliant...

*The audience is on its feet wildly applauding in a standing ovation lasting several minutes*

Well done!!!

 

[coloman]

Great parody of a classic song from an even more classic movie. It would be fun to see a video clip of a modern day lion, scarecrow and tin man in stocks having their feet tickled with that song being sung in the background using your words.

 

[Journia]

Hmmm... you know,. he can't see the wizard. Read Below.