Dave2112
Level of Cherry Feather
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All beds are fitted with special "L" shaped sheets that cover a woman up to her armpits, but a man only to his waist.
All police investigations will include at least one stop at a strip club.
Even the Pentagon can be hacked with a laptop. From an airplane.
All detectives are killed within three days of retirement.
At night, it never gets dark, everything just takes on an eerie blue glow.
Four words: Women Trip When Chased.
Twenty-two-year-old blonde knockouts are more than qualified as nuclear technicians.
Even after taking the world's most vicious beating without a sound, it is neccessary to wince as a woman cleans your wounds.
No matter how many opponents you have to face, take solace in the fact that they are only allowed to attack you one at a time.
Even if things look dire, you'll have plenty of time to escape the shark tank/lava pit/laser saw as your captor explains his entire plan.
6-year-olds can drive. Well.
Almost all plagues can be cured by a rare plant growing only in the deepest, darkest jungle.
Radiation causes mutation. Not in a thousand generations, but overnight, causing beneficial mutations with the side effect of a really hot body.
A person's ability to shoot well is in diametric opposition to his level of evil.
You can see the Eiffel Tower from any window in Paris.
You can see the Empire State building from any street in New York.
Even nations that are still questing for fire can build a nuclear weapon that will fit in a handbag.
Upon entering an apartment and seeing the bodies of your friends covering various parts of the walls, footprints leading to the bedroom and a kitchen knife lying on the floor...etiquette demands that you take a shower.
All police investigations will include at least one stop at a strip club.
Even the Pentagon can be hacked with a laptop. From an airplane.
All detectives are killed within three days of retirement.
At night, it never gets dark, everything just takes on an eerie blue glow.
Four words: Women Trip When Chased.
Twenty-two-year-old blonde knockouts are more than qualified as nuclear technicians.
Even after taking the world's most vicious beating without a sound, it is neccessary to wince as a woman cleans your wounds.
No matter how many opponents you have to face, take solace in the fact that they are only allowed to attack you one at a time.
Even if things look dire, you'll have plenty of time to escape the shark tank/lava pit/laser saw as your captor explains his entire plan.
6-year-olds can drive. Well.
Almost all plagues can be cured by a rare plant growing only in the deepest, darkest jungle.
Radiation causes mutation. Not in a thousand generations, but overnight, causing beneficial mutations with the side effect of a really hot body.
A person's ability to shoot well is in diametric opposition to his level of evil.
You can see the Eiffel Tower from any window in Paris.
You can see the Empire State building from any street in New York.
Even nations that are still questing for fire can build a nuclear weapon that will fit in a handbag.
Upon entering an apartment and seeing the bodies of your friends covering various parts of the walls, footprints leading to the bedroom and a kitchen knife lying on the floor...etiquette demands that you take a shower.
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