Lost_My_Mind
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So, I dont get much into the whole style of porn where everything is just so fantasy based, that it was never supposed to be taken as something that could happen. I don't know what to call it, because I cant call it "fantasy porn", because ALL porn is a fantasy.
I'm talking about the stuff thats sci-fi porn, or pirates, or time travel. You know, the kind of stuff that would be fun in a geeky way in a movie, but somehow ended up being taken too far, and put into a porn. That stuff.
I'm not saying porn has to be realistic, or even have believable acting, but I DO want to be able to suspend my belief for 3 minutes (wait, what?), and say "yeah, that could happen.......i guess.......girl opens the door for pizza, and he cloroforms her, ties her up and tickles her for giving a bad tip last time. Yeah......that could happ----DONE!"
So, i'm browsing for new porn just now, and I come across this:
"A ninja clan has been attacking local villages. The Shogun sends one of he's female samurai to infiltrate the ninja camp and find out the plans for their next attack. Gaining entry into the camp, the samurai finds a lone male ninja practicing katas in a dojo. Taking him unaware, she does battle, making short work of him with a ninja's own weapon, laughing powder. Helpless and at the mercy of the samurai, the ninja wakes up, stripped and tied. The samurai proceeds to interrogate him, using tickle torture to loosen his tongue. Attacking his soles"
Lets ignore the fact that the grammar is just awful (and while we're at it, ignore my awful grammar as well...), and concentrate on what it actually is trying to say. I didn't play the clip. I did laugh though.
I'll rephrase what that clip says, by removing the attempt at being epic, and instead simplify the whole thing. Here we go....
"Ninjas are attacking some town. So this samurai chick goes out, and ties one of them up.........time for tickles!!"
Now c'mon........C'MON!!!!!! Admit it. You just choked on laughter at the concept of this video.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9qe47_ninja-vs-samurai-tickle_creation
I'm talking about the stuff thats sci-fi porn, or pirates, or time travel. You know, the kind of stuff that would be fun in a geeky way in a movie, but somehow ended up being taken too far, and put into a porn. That stuff.
I'm not saying porn has to be realistic, or even have believable acting, but I DO want to be able to suspend my belief for 3 minutes (wait, what?), and say "yeah, that could happen.......i guess.......girl opens the door for pizza, and he cloroforms her, ties her up and tickles her for giving a bad tip last time. Yeah......that could happ----DONE!"
So, i'm browsing for new porn just now, and I come across this:
"A ninja clan has been attacking local villages. The Shogun sends one of he's female samurai to infiltrate the ninja camp and find out the plans for their next attack. Gaining entry into the camp, the samurai finds a lone male ninja practicing katas in a dojo. Taking him unaware, she does battle, making short work of him with a ninja's own weapon, laughing powder. Helpless and at the mercy of the samurai, the ninja wakes up, stripped and tied. The samurai proceeds to interrogate him, using tickle torture to loosen his tongue. Attacking his soles"
Lets ignore the fact that the grammar is just awful (and while we're at it, ignore my awful grammar as well...), and concentrate on what it actually is trying to say. I didn't play the clip. I did laugh though.
I'll rephrase what that clip says, by removing the attempt at being epic, and instead simplify the whole thing. Here we go....
"Ninjas are attacking some town. So this samurai chick goes out, and ties one of them up.........time for tickles!!"
Now c'mon........C'MON!!!!!! Admit it. You just choked on laughter at the concept of this video.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9qe47_ninja-vs-samurai-tickle_creation
