Tickling poems...

[Hardy191973]

Hey folks, did you ever think about tickling related poems, just some funny stuff that rhymes?
I was chatting with a friend about rhymes in different languages and out of noway I formed these

Be careful crossing a tickler´s street
in case you have some ticklish feet -
cause he will get you in the stocks
and tickle you until it rocks.
He loves his victim laugh and giggle
and make her squirm and beg and wiggle -
enjoys to nibble ticklish toes
because he right knows where this goes -
so crossing the line you will regret,
cause you will laugh your ass off - on this you can bet

 

[desdemona]

You poet laureate!

 

[Aphion]

Catchy! And entertaining at the same time

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I have a friend her name is Heather
Shes loves it when i use a feather
Up and down on her ticklish soles
When I'm going to stop nobody knows
Her feet are a beautiful size 9
When I'm the Ler I have a great time
I love to tickle her from her head to her toes
Sorry baby this is how tickle torture goes
When i finish tickling I'm as good as dead
With her being a great tickler is what I dread
Tickling her is always a wonderful treat ...
It's no surprise why I LOVE girls feet

 

[Hardy191973]

APPLAUSE!!!

 

[DontAskJusTckle]

I threw this one together tonight rather quickly...

When I was just a youngster barely past the age of twenty,
It wasn't like it is today with tickling clips a'plenty.
Most tickling flicks were ordered from the backs of magazines
Where fetishes were lumped in with gay sex among drag queens.

But ultimately tickling had some titles of its own
When "Tied & Tickled" helped a guy achieve a rock hard bone.
Delivered in a tube, you had to take them out and flatten 'em.
Unless you went for videos from Calstar, HOM, or Platinum.

As for the perfect ticklee, our fantasies were lackin' her,
They all hung out with Kujman or perhaps Tobias Hackner!
Eventually Al Gore's invention helped us all to score 'em.
Enabling us to meet them in an online tickling forum.

The early forums where a ler could find a lee and meet her
Could not be found by browser but required a newsgroup reader.
Among the best was AMT, a tickling motherload.
Providing one could figure how to combine and decode.

When spam became a problem, there was born the TMF!
It first was placed on Easyboards by Psycho and by Jeff,
And when they got a server all the members celebrated!
The TMF was flame free and completely moderated!

Now twelve years have elapsed and still the TMF stands strong.
No other tickling forum has endured the times this long.
And as we reminisce this way and each of us remembers,
We're glad the TMF is here and proud to be its members!

 

[CaptainValiant]

Not really a poem, more like a rap...

Tick-tick-ticklealoo
I've got another riddle for you!
If a cat has a tongue
and grandma has a tongue
Tick-tick-ticklealoo

 

[dad1]

I threw this one together tonight rather quickly...

When I was just a youngster barely past the age of twenty,
It wasn't like it is today with tickling clips a'plenty.
Most tickling flicks were ordered from the backs of magazines
Where fetishes were lumped in with gay sex among drag queens.

But ultimately tickling had some titles of its own
When "Tied & Tickled" helped a guy achieve a rock hard bone.
Delivered in a tube, you had to take them out and flatten 'em.
Unless you went for videos from Calstar, HOM, or Platinum.

As for the perfect ticklee, our fantasies were lackin' her,
They all hung out with Kujman or perhaps Tobias Hackner!
Eventually Al Gore's invention helped us all to score 'em.
Enabling us to meet them in an online tickling forum.

The early forums where a ler could find a lee and meet her
Could not be found by browser but required a newsgroup reader.
Among the best was AMT, a tickling motherload.
Providing one could figure how to combine and decode.

When spam became a problem, there was born the TMF!
It first was placed on Easyboards by Psycho and by Jeff,
And when they got a server all the members celebrated!
The TMF was flame free and completely moderated!

Now twelve years have elapsed and still the TMF stands strong.
No other tickling forum has endured the times this long.
And as we reminisce this way and each of us remembers,
We're glad the TMF is here and proud to be its members!

Very clever and well written!

 

[lovesribs]

there was a girl who wore baby bibs
to protect her ticklish ribs
sometimes she wore a cut-off shirt
I tickled her ribs until she squirt
I hope this poem isn't too glib

 

[littlepiggyfan]

I need pennies
Oh wait I mean nickels
Amy will give me some
Or else I'll give her soles a few quick tickles!