True Confessions

[TicklishLurker]

Silly or serious, post your confessions here so we can use them against you later.

I'll start.

I don't know how to walk in high heels. I always end up clomping around like Frankenstien's monster.

I was serious in my signature when I said I was ignorant about flirting. I don't know how to and I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me.

I can't dance.

The last time I had sex was at the age of 24. I'll be 30 next month.

I'm not joking about the makeup thing in my signature. I just can't apply it so it looks natural.

I don't forward e-mails and I hate it when people do it to me.

I don't know my actual real bra size. I just guess because I'm too big for a D-cup (I overflow).

I really don't know what clothing looks good on me. I buy in an attempt to hide my body. I'm also at a loss for colors.

I only like to eat cookies and candies in even numbers - 2, 4, 6, 8, etc. I don't like to do odd numbers because it makes me feel like the one left over is lonely.

I have panic attacks while trying to drive on the freeway and that's why I don't go to visit people.

I can suck my own toes.

I've only been to one honest to goodness bar as in a "Cheer-type" place in my entire life.

I've never been to a nightclub.

I also like to eat the broken cookie or candy (or other types of food) first because everyone else passes it over since it's not perfect and therefore I feel sorry for it.

I tell people I beat up the school bully when I was in 4th grade. In truth I just lifted him off the ground, flung him down (pretty good as he was twice my height) and sat on him. The next year he won a citizenship award.

Okay, that's all for now. Your turn.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

#1. I once beat up a girl who was two or three years older than me.
#2. I have never been suspended from school.
#3. I have cheated on an high school essay for english.
#4. I skipped class on the last day of sophomore year to avoid a high school final that I was not prepared for...and got away with it AND I still passed that class.
#5. I tend to have crushes on people that I know I will never have a chance with.
#6. I still have a crush on a boy that I met in freshman year of H.S.
#7. I have a crush on one of my best friends(a male).
#8. I am really shy.
#9. I never really did my homework in High School.
#10. I may have destroyed my friendship with my best friend for something that she blames me for.

 

[kurchatovium]

I dont know how to walk in high heels etiher.

 

[TicklishLurker]

I dont know how to walk in high heels etiher.

Not really a skill men need to master to attract a mate.

A few more -

I've never skipped school in the "pretending to go but really going somewhere else" sense. However I did fake being sick many times to get out of going so I could spend time away from bullies and bad teachers.

I hate classical music - because of a bad teacher.

I'm a stubborn little thing who hates it when people try to change her - and yet I daydream about someone - especially a female who knows all those skills I don't - taking me under her wing and teaching them to me.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

However I did fake being sick many times to get out of going so I could spend time away from bullies and bad teachers.

If I didn't feel like going to school I would tell my mom that I didn't feel good and she would let me stay home. It worked like a charm every time!

 

[TicklishLurker]

If I didn't feel like going to school I would tell my mom that I didn't feel good and she would let me stay home. It worked like a charm every time!

I faked ear infections. Funny thing is, 90% of the time, I actually did have one and just didn't feel any pain.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I faked ear infections. Funny thing is, 90% of the time, I actually did have one and just didn't feel any pain.

I told my mom I had a stomachache and a headache. In my family all the women are susceptible to severe migraines. So I would tell her that I had a bad migraine.

 

[TicklishLurker]

I told my mom I had a stomachache and a headache. In my family all the women are susceptible to severe migraines. So I would tell her that I had a bad migraine.

That's what I use now. I am prone to them but sometimes I use them to get out of having to be around mom's friends.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

That's what I use now. I am prone to them but sometimes I use them to get out of having to be around mom's friends.

Yea my migraines suck. I always take a sleep aid to knock me out so that when I wake up it will be gone.

 

[TicklishLurker]

I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith movies and am a member of the View Askew message board. One time when actor Jason Mewes asked us girls to post nude pictures, I took close up shots of my boobs and vulva and posted them for him. When I asked him to return the favor he responded by complimenting my singing. (Yes, he had actually heard me at that point.)

 

[Tamia78]

I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith movies and am a member of the View Askew message board. One time when actor Jason Mewes asked us girls to post nude pictures, I took close up shots of my boobs and vulva and posted them for him. When I asked him to return the favor he responded by complimenting my singing. (Yes, he had actually heard me at that point.)

Hang on a sec.....there's a message board AND the actors RESPOND to posts and hear you? I'm in LOVE with Kevin Smith! Yes, I know he's married, but still....wow to actually be able to talk to these people....that's kinda cool!

Confessions:
I slept with my best friend's bf...(not proud of it)
I hate coconut.
I have cheated once on a test...
When I was younger, I used to lie about where I was going to my parents.

 

[just4fun618]

Hang on a sec.....there's a message board AND the actors RESPOND to posts and hear you? I'm in LOVE with Kevin Smith! Yes, I know he's married, but still....wow to actually be able to talk to these people....that's kinda cool!

Confessions:
I slept with my best friend's bf...(not proud of it)
I hate coconut.
I have cheated once on a test...
When I was younger, I used to lie about where I was going to my parents.

I'm telling your mother

confessions:
i am a joker
i love fish
i love feet
i love tickling
i love drinking
i love food
i love video games
i love music
i love my bass
i love my car
Oh
and I love you too.

 

[TicklishLurker]

Hang on a sec.....there's a message board AND the actors RESPOND to posts and hear you? I'm in LOVE with Kevin Smith! Yes, I know he's married, but still....wow to actually be able to talk to these people....that's kinda cool!

Yep - http://viewaskew.com/theboard/index.php

You have to pay $2 to register but it goes to charity. (Something called Rainn.) It's just to keep the trolls at bay.

And yeah, they reply - at least on occastion. They do have busy lives after all. But at times you'll be going along and there'll be a reply from Kevin Smith or Jason, sometimes even Brian O'Halloran (Dante).

I hate coconut too. In fact, I'm an extremely picky eater.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I love music from 50's--80's
I have met and tickled both Tickleshotel and Aryz75
I have been tickled by both Tickleshotel and Aryz at the same time
I have been driving since 1987
My feet are the most ticklish than anyplace else
I'm a writer
I work in a hotel
I did cheat on a test in High School
I love womens feet ( like ya didnt know that already )

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I love womens feet

OMG! I had no idea you loved girl's feet Luvgirlsfeet!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Confessions:

1. I absolutely hate the dark so I still sleep with a nightlight. (Sad, I know, but if it's too dark and all I see are shadows, I start imagining something will jump out and scare me. And it's happened! A bat flew out of my closet once and scared the shit out of me!)

2. I'm addicted to books. I have a book with me everywhere I go. Always!

3. I've had a crush on the same guy since 1st grade. (I still have a crush on him!)

4. I'm as stubborn as hell especially when I know I'm right and the other person is wrong!

5. It annoys the hell out of me when I see bad grammar and bad spelling. Not so much when people speak, but when they write. I'll see a paper or something with a misspelling and I feel compelled to correct it.

6. According to my mother, I threw a butter knife at my brother when I was little.

7. I've never had a boyfriend and I'm 19 years old.

8. I nearly strangled a kid a few years younger than me when I was in 8th grade. But that's because he was teasing me about my weight and just would not shut up. I turned around on the bus and grabbed his shirt collar and told him to shut the fuck up. Amazingly I didn't get in trouble with the bus driver.

9. I was 18 before I got my driver's license.

10. I put ketchup on nearly everything I eat. It is my salt and pepper!

 

[Dussicar]

- I love cheese whiz and green olive sandwiches.

- Every time I got drunk, I'd find a way to INTENTIONALLY set myself on fire.

- Once, I swallowed an entire tin of chewing tobacco to get out of a music test at school.

- I broke both an inscisor and molar on the left side of my jaw at the same time due to clenching my teeth too hard while under the influence of a Cocaine/ritalin overdose in 1995. The molar got pulled last year and the inscisor became absessed causing me to get a root canal. As of last week, I now have a crown on the inscisor...YAY!

- When I was seven, I would put nails under all my neighbours tires and then tell those who got flats that it was a street gang who did it.

- One year, I rented "The Road Warrior" 32 consecutive times in a row. The experince left me with a deep-seeded urge to leap from my friends' cars onto rapidly moving semi-trucks that were pacing us on the freeway.

- I hate japanimation so much that I consider those who absolutely love it as closet pedophiles.

- I get frequent urges to roll my car while driving on the highway...

 

[McNoodle]

- My bathroom is currently toxic.