What if.....

[LEB]

Something I thought of the other day:

What if, say, a person with a tickle fetish were to manage to kidnap someone famous (and gorgeous, obviously), and whisk her away to a secret dungeon.

A few days go by, and the police have no leads whatsoever, and no hope of ever finding her.

Meanwhile, the girl (let's say it's Britney Spears for example) is finding out what it's like to be tickled for long periods while she's helplessly bound to a table.

Then a tape arrives at a TV station, with an hour of Britney begging for mercy, with a note saying that she'll be released, unharmed, IF they play the tape on national TV.

If they haven't played it within 1 week, she'll be killed. Just to make sure it can't be covered up, copies of the letter with shorter excerpts have been sent to every major newspaper.

The police still have no clues.

Would the tape get played, and would we be the happiest people in the world watching it?

What do you think?

LEB

 

[JoseTickles]

As much as I'd love to see Britney bound tightly and tickled till she can't sing anymore (wait, she can't sing now), I can not enjoy something knowing that their lives are threatened. A publicity prank is one thing, but an out-right kidnapping and death threat is not appealling.

 

[ticklshgirlie]

yeah, the death threat adds a creepy, evil feel to it. that's not what tickling's about.

 

[asutickler]

You're talking about kidnapping, torture, extortion, terroristic threats, and/or murder.

I wouldn't care if the tape got televised, since I certainly wouldn't watch such a disgusting spectacle. I WOULD, on the other hand, hope to see the perpetrator of such an act captured and imprisoned for the remainder of their natural life.

Yuck.