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ElFewja

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I just made fun of people for doing this the other day, but whatever. I'm all for being a hypocrite.

I don't usually endorse this sort of dealy-o, is the thing. But let's get right down to it, eh?

I'm an open guy, fun loving, etc. Actually, I'm more of a misanthrope than anything, but that's all aside from the point. Enjoy long walks on the beach... well, potentially. I miss the ocean; need to go again.

Point is!

I'm looking to get to chatting with any females of approximately my age (I'm twenty two at the moment.) I live in the central PA area, but that doesn't stop just chatting.

Goal is tickling, obviously. I'm a ler, but I'd be down for 50-50 ler/lee. I'd be willing to drive to any neighboring states, but would prefer that anybody meet me half way. However, the catch is that I don't want to just start tickling strangers and would actually prefer to get to know people. Actually, I'm more interested in the latter than tickling in general. Mostly because I'm extremely cautious, but partially because, hey, you know, knowing your subject makes it that much more fun. Blind tickles suck.

So yeah, go ahead and get on that not replying to this business, and let this post rot =p.

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Actually, let me include that post. Because I enjoyed it so much, and it will make me look like such an ass. Which I am. Ate the donkey devil fruit.

Ladies, hello!

I am looking for a woman that will allow me to grope and take advantage of her private areas – those sacred feet and toes of hers – for nothing in return! I am not looking for a relationship, sex, or to pay for these services! I am a creepy college student that desires nothing more than this. You will be tied down and your feet will be taken advantage of! I will push you well past your acceptable limits! Then, once I have finished licking or attacking your feet in any manner that I deem fit, I shall swiftly leave, or fall asleep where I stand.

I would prefer that you do not enjoy this at all.

If this appeals to you, please leave all of your personal information as well as pictures of yourself and your bare soles. If you are not ugly I will maybe return your post; I am after all, a busy man.

I live in the middle of nowhere, bumfuck countryland PA.

Notice: No fat bitches, please.
 
Disgusting

Sorry mate - you don't deserve to meet any girl.

You language is filthy, your attitude is conceited, and frankly, i don't know why anybody in their right mind would want to speak, let alone meet up with you.
 
You say that like it's a bad thing.

A few pointers, though.

Language is arbitrary, so saying it is disgusting is kind of a moot point. Like, bad words, for example? They're only bad because someone decided that they are bad; just a nobody, and for no real reason. Any literature major will tell you the same.

As for the out right bashing; I'm mildly annoyed that you took the time to judge me based on one hundred or so words, point of op or not. Worse when there is no real point behind the asinine nature. Really, have some manners.

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Sigh...

1. Most Women would consider the usage of the phrase "Notice: No fat bitches, please" to have strong disrespectful chauvinistic overtones.

2. "If you are not ugly I will maybe return your post". This makes you sound conceited.

3. "I am after all, a busy man." As above.

Just a touch of advice my friend - if you want to get at least one reply, i'd edit the post so that it sounds a little more palatable. Women generally don't take kindly to guys who are chauvinistic, sexist and stuck up.

Just trying to help.
 
Oh no! You took it seriously!

Dude, I'm so sorry!

I am a conceited jerk (so I didn't really see that as an issue), but that was a joke post I made over at the TT in their personal's section, sort of mocking the kind of posts that appear there, since they essentially derive to that!

Dude, I'm sorry D:. Someone else yelled at me to make this clearer, but I thought you were referring to my post as a whole.

It really is just a joke! Can we still be friends.

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It's better than being ignored.

You guys make me feel better about it. The thread, I mean. Not my inability to attract the opposite sex's attention. That makes me cry. Not really.

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how in the world could anyone think you were being serious in that second post? I mean there is no sarcasm font but I'm losing faith in humanity...
 
Many people find translating sarcasm difficult online. More than can translate it, actually. *shrug* We abide. 😉
 
Why do we condem people for their personal tastes.. joking or not. I'm sorry but I'm the same way when it comes to a gal I'd like to tickle, if they're overweight then I'm not interested.
 
Why do we judge anyone?

That's actually one seriously complicated question. Better served in a thread in General Discussion than in this man's Personal.
 
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