Most of the movies people mentioned here (EX:
Neverending Story) were part of my childhood because they were ubiquitous experiences for us in the VHS days. I remember, though, a time when
The Karate Kid II was actually more popular than the original, although that ended in the early 90s when both films were put aside after part III and then 10 years later when the original resurfaced in the zeitgeist.
While my personal favorite film was
Jaws (thanks to a recorded 1987 broadcast that I was SUPER stoked about), my personal most-watched film of my childhood has GOT to be a 1977 monument of shitball cinema called
Planet of the Dinosaurs.
Back in those days, most movies retained their original poster art for the box covers, so video stores were FULL of wicked-awesome box covers that were way better than their actual films and extremely inappropriate for overly-imaginative kids like me. But perhaps best of all, they were often such oddball, corny, ridiculous low-budget films that just don't get made anymore. And as a result, we kids who were too young to realize how bad these films are, were totally batshit crazy about them.
And holy FUCK is POTD a bad film. It's basically wedged in the hell that exists between Roger Corman and Lloyd Kaufman couch-change-for-budget trash cinema where the future looked an awful lot like 1978 (including movies made in 1976), particularly in the wardrobe and facial hair department.
Wow, the future is looking quite Shalit-y.
The plot is basically about a spaceship cruiser that inexplicably explodes while passing an Earth-like planet and the survivors crash land on it, only to find that it's full of man-eating dinosaurs, which proceed to eat or kill them off one at a time.
I swear to God, when I was 5, this was fucking awesome.
What made this film special was that aside from it's atrocious production value and plot, it featured some truly spectacular stop-motion effects. They were seriously outstanding for the period, and would have held up with even some of Ray Harryhausen's own work. I remember even back in broadcast TV dinosaur documentaries, footage from this movie was used because the models and puppets were that strong.
Surprisingly, I didn't thread out the video store's tape and eventually moved on to other things, but I would bet you money that between 1984 and 1988, this was easily my favorite movie and I watched it every chance I got. I went about 20 years without seeing it, and when I got my Netflix account, this was the first movie I rented all because the idea of accessing a monumental database of movies reminded me of this one as a legendarily hard-to-find item. No matter how many people say that George Lucas raped their childhood by revamping the
Star Wars movies, that doesn't hurt as much as realizing that your childhood was a FUCKING LIE, which is what watching
Planet of the Dinosaurs as a 28 year-old showed me.
The horror...the horror...the horror-ible special effects, sweet Jeebus.
The film had lapsed in attention and the copyright had gone through several hands, and as a result, the DVD had been patched together from surviving film elements and telecine sources. But even a full-restored 4k edition wouldn't dull the pain of knowing that my all-time favorite childhood film was almost as bad as
The Room.
I've since made peace with this truth...but it kinda still doesn't help.