What would you do in the event of a budgie apocalypse?

[col-campbell]

You lay in bed sound asleep until you are awoken by the unmistakeable chirp of a budgerigar...or rather, a few of them. A GOOD few of them. You throw open the curtains and through the cracked glass you see bloodied, pecked* bodies littering the street. Horrified, you hurriedly flick on the TV to see an emergency broadcast by an equally panicked anchor...only for it to be cut short by the anchor's demise as hundreds of blood-thirsty budgerigars invade his studio and peck him to death amid his pained screams and their cheerful tweets.

WHAT DO YOU DO?! :O

* Yes, I know budgies have flat beaks and might have a hard time pecking people, but these are horrible mutant budgies with teeth and fangs and shit.

 

[milagros317]

I would turn off the movie and wonder who was imitating Hitchcock.