What would you do?

[col-campbell]

Not notice it at first, but then get my hand covered in bird shit when I go to scratch my head later on.

What would you do if an old woman tried to beat you up and steal your phone?

 

[arachnid95]

Kick her walker out from under her and run. XD

What would you do if an old lady walked up to you and started coming onto you hard?

 

[col-campbell]

Tap that ass, obviously.

What would you do if you were just walking along one day and a group of old ladies pulled up alongside you in a '64 Chevy lowrider, and made disparaging comments about the quality of the knitwear you were wearing?

 

[Gothika]

Look at em funny and think to myself.. they must be blind because im not wearing clothes


what would you do if hulk holgan came for you?

 

[milagros317]

Run away, as fast as I can.

What would you do if you were elected to Congress?

 

[Gothika]

live the life to the fullest untill they toss me out lol

what would you do if you got a sunburn in the winter when the sun was not out ?

 

[arachnid95]

Sigh and shrug; I'm the whitest motherfucker ever. I could get sunburnt in a dungeon, and I know it. Fuckin' Scots heritage... XD

What would you do if you ran into your favorite tickle clip model in real life?

 

[Gothika]

smile then go hide lol

what would you do if you crapped your pants on your walk home from work?

 

[milagros317]

Hurry home, throw my underwear down the trash chute, and take a shower.

What would you do if people threw a surprise birthday party for you?

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Probably start tearing up and thank them a countless number of times... and then get really drunk!

What would you do if someone tickle-tortured you to find out what your biggest kink was? (They don't know you're into tickling.)

 

[arachnid95]

Hold out for as long as possible and drop as many hints as I could ("No! Please, not my feet! Anywhere but there!" Hehe... X3).

What would you do if you woke up in a dungeon, barefot and locked in a pair of stocks, with a suspicious-looking goat tethered in the corner...?

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Assume I was in a dream at first, then call for help.

What would you do if an octogenarian snuck up behind you, tickled you, and then casually walked off without saying a word?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I'd stare at them as they shuffled away, thinking to myself "did that seriously just happen!?"

What would you do if you called in sick for work today but then ran into your boss somewhere you shouldn't be?

 

[Angel_2]

I'd ask him why he wasn't at work and if that didn't work, beg for my job lol

what would you do if saw a 20$ bill just lying on the floor with nobody around?

 

[arachnid95]

Psht, I am sorry to say that I am no saint, and would therefore snatch that sucker up right quick. Probably go spend it on something dumb, too. XD

What would you do if your partner agreed to indulge in your tickle-based desires--on the condition that you agree to indulge in their furry-based desires?

 

[Angel_2]

I'd agree to indulge as my partner wanted if she would do so in mine

what would you do if you were rejected by your crush because they found out about your tickle/foot fetish?

 

[milagros317]

I would feel sad and then look for somebody else.

What would you do if the TMF vanished?

 

[arachnid95]

Spend a lot more time on Tickle Theater... XD

What would you do if you found out someone you loathed had a tickle fetish and wanted to indulge in it with you?

 

[Angel_2]

I wouldn't let them in on the fun, if I can't stand the person why should they be allowed to play.

what would you do if you were a person you did not like at all had a crush on you?

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Ignore them for as long as I could, and pretend I didn't know they were interested in me.

What would you do if you found out that person had drawn a pornographic image of you?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

That'd creep me out a little. Not gonna lie

What would you do if you could travel anywhere in time or space in an instant?

 

[Angel_2]

I go back in time to the 60's to see what life was like

what would you do if you found out your most favorite drink was going to be stopped being made and there was only a very limited supply of it left?

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

I like a lot of different drinks, so I'd probably just move onto something else.

What would you do if you couldn't sleep?

 

[arachnid95]

Same thing I always do: get up, watch some pr0nz, grab some food, go back to bed and try to sleep some more. XD

What would you do if your boss walked up to you and told you they knew about your TMF profile?

 

[Angel_2]

I'd give them a high five and point out its harmless and only something I enjoy on my own time

what would you do if you found out a family member was also on here?