When you live in the country, you never know who will drop by...and that's no bull!

[drew70]

Yeah, a couple of my neighbor's steers got out of their yard and decided to pay me a visit. These guys are freakin huge. The black one likes to lick people. His tongue is huge and sandpapery. The other one reminds me of the album cover for Pink Floyd's "Atom Heart Mother."
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[Mimi]

LOL! Oh no!! I can't imagine looking out the door and seeing those fella's in my yard! But knowing my love for animals and total lack of proper judgement, I'd have been out there trying to pet them and hand feed them a head of lettuce or something...LOL

 

[falcon]

those are the kind of neighbors you're just not sure about asking to leave. lol!! personally, i wouldn't be fuckin' with 'em! as long as they weren't tearing up stuff, i'd let them do whatever they want!

 

[-Hari-]

did you not invite them in for lunch?

 

[drew70]

Well, I was tempted to just let them trim my yard, and they did for a while. My farmer neighbor coaxed them back home by enticing them with bowls of dry grain feed. It's like candy to them.

In case any o' you city slickers (like me) don't know, steers are bulls (male cows) that have been castrated, which radically changes their temperament from extreme rage and fury to docile contentment. These guys are easygoing and layed back for the most part, but just their size alone makes me nervous around them.

But they are strictly herbavores. They have four stomachs so their digestive systems are extremely robust. Plus, their shit is great for growing magic mushrooms.
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[General Zod]

They leave any presents in your yard?

 

[milagros317]

Did they leave behind any natural fertilizer?

 

[steph]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
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