Eh, truth be told, mine aren't exactly perfect... I know people tend to like the photos I've shared of them, but there are calluses on the balls of my feet and on my big toes that don't show up super clearly with my crappy cell phone camera. If you could see them up close, you wouldn't want to tickle them...
Also, my toenails are kinda iffy.
Basically, I never took care of my feet when I was younger because at the time I wasn't thinking about the potential of one day wanting them tickled, and now I'm suffering for it. I could probably get them decently fixed with a pedicure or something, but that's not going to happen any time soon... >w>