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I one time was playing at a club that had two pretty girls working the bar, a brunette and a blonde.
So when I was making some stage announcements early in the show, doing my "tip the bartender" rap - just to put it out there in people's minds, I said (going through the "rules" of...
Ok, really quick, let's make this a quick one today....hmmmm.........no.......no......too long.......meh...........oh, ok! Damn, how could I forget this one! I haven't thought about this one in a long time.
French girl, she was visiting an acquaintance of mine, and was staying here for a...
I was going to post something else but someone asked me about this story so......let me give a warning, this has an ending that is not my thing, I want to get that out there right away......it's some people's thing but not mine.......This was written (badly) a long time ago, so I'm using the...
I don't know when this was written, but the incidents that she describes are all late 90s/early 2000s...
These are really interesting because it gives you a glimpse into the fashion/modelling world, and I bet this type of thing is pretty common there.......my girl had/has an amazing job...
Another one from 2007....I never realized I wrote this down! I remembered some of it, but not most of it!
I saw my ex last night, she came over and stayed over and it was a great night.
Something very interesting happened!!
Since I last saw her......and for the first time in my...
Whoah! I just found this on the Forum! I was searching for something else, and this ghost from my past came up in the search! Awwww, so funny, I vaguely remember this....what I remember most is her dress! Almost all of it I don't remember, but I do remember that dress/shirt thing she was...
Since the day it debuted in...I think...2004, The Politics & Religion Forum has been the big bummer of the TMF. Now who's idea was that? lol Maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time. Let's see...what was going on in 2004? Ok, ok, I won't go there.....
My initial memory of it is that it...
Just got off work, ok, memory, memory roulette.....what comes to mind....all long stories.....I want a short story! ....Hmmmm......jeez, i think all that's left is long stories, nooooo!
Oh, here's a really short one.
I used to practically live in this club in Williamsburg, between 2000...
This makes me laugh just thinking about it.
There's someone I know who got her secret revealed (to me) two times - and two times only - and both times were on acid trips! lol.
No, it was not me who did the tickling, I don't know that I ever thought to tickle someone when I was tripping...
One of my favorite memories is one that is so slight so as almost not to write it down. Maybe by writing it down, I'll get to the bottom of why it's such a special memory to me.
I'm sure like most people.....the best, most explorative tickling I ever did was obviously with girlfriends....in...
Real quick.......
strawberry blonde rich girl, never said much, bland like a doll, the last thing she said as she was fighting me off... "oooo......you're really strong!".... at which point I had her right where I wanted and sunk every one of my fingers into her ribs, scurrying up and into...
oooooo aaaaa, i just want to post a commeeeeeent! :( I said I'd be a good boy, I will be a good boy! Ugh, I get so mean-spirited......always ugly...so why do it.......with the TMF, all I ever wanted was to be like Santa Claus. Instead I'm like........Satan Claus!!!!
Ok, so that made me...
Talking about the state of music over the last 30 years made me remember a very old memory from my second year in college.
But first, when I call someone a 'lee, I'm just talking about a tickle victim. I'm not talking about one of the brethren! So I hope I'm not using the term...
I just came in. I'm drenched in sweat, it's so humid. It's June 11th and we haven't had a spring. We've had one day of almost spring (yesterday). You don't get spring or autumn anymore in New York. Which is a tragedy, because it's so beautiful. Summer is disgusting. And now? Any season...
My 4-year old niece walked into my room and asked "Do you love me?"
????? !!!!!!
"Of course I love you, silly!", I said, laughing.
She stood there for a long moment, pondering this information as I went back to typing. After a short eternity, she suddenly asked:
"Is it because I'm cute?"...
It's Friday night. And it's a gorgeous spring evening, the first perfect evening of the year..........walking on the street today was hard.....today in the subway I saw a girl that looked like she stepped off the cover of a magazine, or out of a movie......almost definitely was a model....and...
....it happened a million times......we'd be sitting in a movie theater....in the dark....watching a movie.......if all of a sudden, tickling broke out onscreen......my girlfriend would suddenly sit up straight, get this big knowing grin on her face and....not even taking her eyes off the...
Me and my girlfriend were down in our basement, which we had set up like a total lounge, it was like the big hangout room, there even was a big long bar. And hanging with us was this g-g-female who was a friend of my girlfriend. So this friend is sitting on the floor, leaning onto the couch...
I was at a friend's apartment with a couple of other friends....I was the only guy in the room......and my adorable friend had gotten out of the shower shortly before we'd gotten there and the room was fragrant with....whatever she had doused herself with. I remember it was like late morning...
memory before work.....what comes to mind....ah, that one will take too long, what else.......dang, I wonder if all that's left is longer stories! How short do I want to make it? How slight of a tickle is worth expressing?
I don't know why I don't make any distinction between a slight, quick...
