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Blog entries by thetmfobserver
Just caught my fiancee in the middle of picking her nose. She didn't see me catch her, thankfully, or the whole afternoon would have been ruined.
This is the first time I've seen her do something so. . .I don't know. . unhygienic? Truthfully, I think I might love her more for seeing it...
Here's another Facebook-inspired mini-rant.
Since when did the word "totally" get replaced by the word "totes"? Just the act of reading this makes me want to punch someone in the face.
First of all, there is no E or S in the word "totally." If you wanted to say "tot'ly", that would be...
I find the following irritating.
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Someone who has questionable moral character, yet uses religion as a means to judge others.
This person I am referring to will use her religious beliefs and background constantly when having a conversation. She'll describe in great detail how...
Don't you wish that the license plate number of a vehicle connected you to a phone also located inside the vehicle?
Or maybe just to a website, where you could review their driving.
And then the number of positive reviews you had directly correlated to the price of gasoline.
Or after...
- When you're halfway through making a box of macaroni and cheese, and you realize you don't have any milk, or if you do have milk, it expired two days ago.
- When you walk all the way down a bus / train, only to realize the best available seat is way back where you started, and by then, some...
The date: Last Tuesday. Around 6 PM.
You were standing on the street corner, wearing pink clogs and an apron. Your hair was in rollers, and you were shaking your fist at traffic for no real reason.
I was across the street, being dragged away by the police. Remember? I was wearing the...
So yesterday, as part of my day off (see previous post), I'm cleaning out part of the ManCave, when I stumble across an old notebook I used back when I thought I could be a songwriter.
In the back of the notebook, what do I find but the phone number of my first college girlfriend, who...
I dont think women can truly appreciate the need guys have to be alone. And it's not just for the porn fix, although that is part of it.
A guy has this deep-seeded desire to just be by himself for hours at a time. It all goes back, I think, to the fact that men don't think as much as women...
I just spent the last 3-4 hours in a meeting, and I honestly can't think of what we did.
I mean, I know I was there. I remember seeing people also at the meeting. I know there was a presenter, and she is supposed to have some sort of experience in the area that the meeting was in...
Here is who I am congratulating from the New York Yankees. I'm not a fan of the team, but these people deserve the glory.
Hideki Matsui
Derek Jeter
Mariano Rivera
CC Sabathia. Finally, you didn't choke.
Joe Girardi, not for coaching, but for helping a stranded woman in the...
Trying this one without looking at the clock.
So I am being observed for my job next week, so I spent a good portion of the day trying to prepare for it. It seemed incredibly difficult, and I was really going crazy trying to figure it out.
I brought my work home with me (a rarity), and...
Let me try to be philisophical for one minute. :)
What are we? Are we a body, or a body AND a soul? Is there something more to us than our physical selves, or are we essentially a piece of chalk that can do amazing things?
My belief is that there must be a soul, because of our ability to...
One of the beautiful things about my commute to work is that I travel East in the mornings; West in the afternoons. Thus, I am able to see both sunrise and sunset.
Today was particularly delightful, especially the drive home. Clouds laced in purple-pink hues surrounding an egg yolk sun...
I've decided to try something new, called a Sixty Second Blog. Basically, I will write each day for sixty seconds about anything that comes to mind. Why am I doing this? I have no earthly idea. I also have 27 seconds left to fill, and I'm out of ideas. This might have been a mistake...
I just got my first Spam Private Message today. That was kinda cool.
What was weird was that the website that this "girl" was promoting didn't even show up. It was a link with a bunch of asterixes (asteri, what is the plural?) instead of a URL.
Who is really going to click on that...
We live in a digital age, and one of the best / worst parts of said age is the wedding website.
Almost every couple has one, and I totally see the appeal of it. You can easily communicate wedding details, post your registry, and have an online RSVP which makes the lives of both you and your...
I'd like to share with you a moment that happened today that is really the raison d'etre for my decision to start sharing my thoughts here. This way, in case you want to find someone or something to blame, you'll have it.
I've never lived more than 45 minutes from where I was born, and I'm...
