Thanks for all your advice, I'll certainly take it on board, and I'll keep an eye on that thread you posted for me. Also, if you like films like that, the best football hooligan film I ever saw was Green Street Hooligans with Elijah Wood. The whole thing's and youtube and so is the sequel if you wanna check it out.
Thanks, I'd appreciate it. I mean, not that I have anything against that, I was really flattered, but sometimes when you get the feeling you're the last heterosexual in the country, you start getting a bit windy about it.
It's shit living in England. There don't seem to be any female 'lees. They're all in America. But I've just received what might be my 7th offer from a man in England who wants to come and tickle me.
It is a good laugh. I need to stop coming here when I'm drunk, though. I was pissed while Ray and Raya were doing their radio thing, I said something about wanting them to vote for me as Prime Minister, and something about beating up my toaster.