You ladies around here are going crazy. I'm a despicable old guy who gets meaner and more sadistic by the minute. You should fear me and run when you see me coming, get off my lawn!!!! ...............ahhhh, who am I kidding. You girls are beating me down with hugs and Christmas cookies...it's n0t fair........I'm a shallow bastard who only thinks of himself so step aside, Toots, or feel my boot on............awwww crap......quit smiling at me.
You girls are ruining my rep.