Oooooohhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaah. (Say in Koolaid drink voice please.)
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You can be el toro and I'll be Bugs. Let's see who wins. 😀I swear...I really do love you
I DO SWITCH I DID IT BEFORE AND I'M GOOD AT IT I'M AN AMAZING LER YOU WISH YOU WERE AS GOOD AS ME!!!!!!!
Okay srsly though...touche LOLNo bullshit - I just got a letter in the mail asking me to switch to CLEAR! internet service
LOL YES!! Most beautiful words ever written. You're the best
Oh speed-dating husband of mine, if you fly out here and Rhino-stomp a couple of douchebags for me, I'll buy you some Rita's and take you to an Eagles game
Auw...well sumbitch.
That's okay - just enjoy this instead.Guess what.
Hai!
Sorry, I just got your msg today. We went camping as an "early birthday thing" ... How's you?? Nice to hear from you
LMAO! BEST. SCENE. EVAR!!! ILY!!!SIR. The snorting and bellowing is a given. I have spoken.This is why God invented C-sections...LOL So translated, what you're telling me is you skew the peanut butter with your horn and bash it against a tree until it splats everywhere. Then you take the oreo package in your rhino mouth and rub it in the peanut butter and roll it around in your mouth until everything is one unit, then spit the packaging out. You know I think your speed dating wife could just as easily feed you oreos.I am in physical pain right now thanks to that sweet little image...god damn...
Well that just sucked all the sexy right outta this plan...I'm so ready. So uh...when do we get to work on poppin' these little suckers out?
A tall glass of milk will be required as well. Can a rhino unscrew a peanut butter jar...? Or untwist oreos...?OMG YES!! But most importantly - with your brute strength and my unparalleled charm, our offspring will rule the rhinoceros world!!Our babies
Dude, fruitcake is the shittiest dessert ever. Let's give all the other in-laws the fruitcake and we can get the good stuff, then alternate feeding it to our shared wife.If we're wife sharing in-laws...then you have a lot more wife and husband relatives coming your way. Christmas is going to be a bitch.DEAL. -
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