MY WIFE!! I got your gift!! ILY!!!
I opened it and I was like, "Did I buy Little Shop of Horrors?!?" because I've been wanting it so bad!! Then I was like, "I really cannot remember buying Little Shop of Horrors - wtf?" Then I saw, "I love you Wife!!" on the thing and I laughed my ass off.
You're wonderful and beautiful and I love you and that's why you're my Wife!!! Thank you!!