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  • Why, thank you. I didn't think I was much of a writer myself. 😀 Maybe I should publish that! 8D I shall title it, "Little Miss Bag of Awesome" :bounce:
    Well I appreciate that! Maybe I will do that - PM me your email address and I"ll try to send it over to you some time today. Maybe I could turn it into a bumper sticker or something LOL
    Hmm... That has a ring to it... Not quite Kilmer's Doc Holliday with, "I'll be your huckleberry", but not bad...

    *emerges in silhouette in the late afternoon sun, hat, duster and six-guns*

    "...I'll be your pineapple..."



    ...okay, I've just driven this weird convo into a whole new realm of nonsense, but thanks for playing along, my dear. :clap:
    That I'll accept!!! A rugged exterior, best to treat with care as I can be quite sharp, and firm, substantial, and pleasant smelling! That is a manly fruit truly befitting myself.

    Very well, Lady K! I shall be your pineapple! 😀
    Granted, with the durian, you have accurately identified the fruit's analogous gender, but now we're far and away from representative of me -- a charming fellow whom Skipadeedoodah will attest smells wonderfully... When in her presence, she tells me several times a day, indeed sometimes several times an hour, how very nice I smell. 🙂
    :flatstare: *sigh* ...Lady K, a kumquat is clearly altogether too small to embody the sense of masculinity such as I require...

    Why, you may as well have tried "Mango":
    "Peaches"..? :sarcasm: Madam, the next time you compare me to produce, it shall be some variety more obviously masculine.

    Consider the coconut... A rough, hairy, hard exterior proudly declares its maleness!

    ...the inside meanwhile, loaded with saturated fat, identifies it as likely American. 😀
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    ..."peaches"... Pfah. Were you nearer and I knew you better, a gaffe like that would earn you some special treatment... 😉
    I was just going to drop a line mentioning that the more I read your posts, the more likable I find you. 🙂

    But now I find you've posted some lovely pictures and you've got me all distracted.

    But that's okay. I don't mind. 😉
    Well we consider ourselves extremely fortunate but it also took us many many years to make this move. The fishing is splendid tho and the fires plentiful 🙂
    You've described where i live to a tee in your vacation description. It is heavenly (especially the no bugs part)
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