But isn't it nice to know that even the staunchest conservative like myself can revel in a little creative fun. I'm just glad you and the other girls let me do it.
No that is not a pink cloud hovering above your ass. This is an experiment to see if I can render your perfect complexion and coloring into a pen and ink drawing of a pin-up girl.
And Sweetheart....the experiment worked!
Besides, the only thing around a TMF girl's butt is a rainbow, right?