Hoo! Hah! Feather attack go! *slips behind your back and flicks feather up under arm* HOO HAH!
I am both a Liar and a ninja. I attack from behind and derive sweet giggles from my targets. Relentlessly 😱. Seriously!
I LOVE DON QUIXOTE!
Chivalry is about an unobtainable ideal: something that does not exist. Rather than "men acting like men," as you've said, it is more like a man acting - and I cannot emphasize on the word ACTING enough - much more like a character from a fairy tale or a movie. Chivalry is worthless, it never existed, and I will not back down on this 😱.