OK, I made a big time, life altering decision today. I am going to start wearing a mask and become a supervillain! My supervillain name will be "Herr Fiend"!
I figure I already laugh like a villain, I shake my fist while cursing people/fate, and when alone, I often go into long winded soliloquies about my ambitions, goals and desires of vengence.
You have witnessed the birth of Herr Fiend!
(should I have said "unholy birth"?)