Okay. I just HAVE to tell someone. I do. I thought about making a thread about it but that'd just be retarded. Are you ready? Are you ready?!?! Okay...here goes. So I'm sitting here surfing with the news on the background (idk why, I usually hate the news but whatev. I was too lazy to change the channel), but I heard a porn star, a male porn star, I think somewhere here in LA, went on a rampage and stabbed people...(are you ready?), with...a sword. With a sword. GET IT?!?! GEEEEEEEEEET IT?!?! WITH A SWORD?!?! A MALE PORNSTAR WENT ON A RAMPAGE WITH HIS SWORD?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! *faints*