am I good to go bro???
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Bah, I didn't want to get into a religious argument but it looks like I'm stuck with it. I just can't help myself.It's 07:30 here, Ray. Never mind, goodnight mate.Remarkable. I'm 22 years old and you know far more about modern technology than I do. I have no idea what half of those words mean, Ray. Never mind, it's not a vital accessory I don't think.How in the name of all that is Liverpool did you do that?Venray, is that one of my messages tied to the arse of your post?Yeah, you know. "Turn up"Hey Venray, ChloeVlad told me to tell you that she'll drop by, but dammit I can't remember when.You're wiser than I am Ray. I think I'll follow your example from now on, the place is full of fuckin head-the-balls!Christ almighty, just been doing trivia in the chat room. I won't be doing that again, a fuckin fight broke over a question about the french. Fuckin french.ChloeVlad wants to dress me up in drag, please advise, over.Thanks Ray, I love you too. Try not to drink anything whilst watching Frankie Boyle, it's a choking hazard.Oh, fuckin hooray.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2G_01T-CHI
If this doesn't work I fuckin give up.He is presently the most offensive man on the British stand-up circuit, and I LOVE him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2G_01T-CHlFrankie Boyle, the Scottish stand-up comedian once allowed his audience to ask him anything they liked, one person asked him if he ever wanted to go to America to make it big? Frankie replied: "There is no country on earth that I want to go to so badly that I'm willing to be shot there at hundreds of miles an hour inside a tin can filled with other people's farts."Thanks, I'd really appreciate that LOL, I've never done this before.Thanks Ray, I'll try my best.Venray, Im gonna need your help on this one . . .as you know I have Apergers.
I'm determind to come to America THIS year. I reckon I can get hold of a passport, but what do I do after I arrive at the airport. It's an airport, there's a lot of people, not that I can't handle that, just an observation. Put it down, mate, it's MY luggage you're not fuckin having it, I've heard about you baggage handlers. How do people know which fuckin plane to get on? I'll probably book a flight to New York and end up in Addis Abbaba. What if I forget what my luggage looks like at the carousel? What if Al Quaeda try to take the plane and I go "football hooligan" on them and then get arrested by the politically correct fuckwits for committing a "hate crime"? Oh, bollocks to that last one. I don't even know how much it'll cost, I'm saving £20 a fortnight. Could you give me some advice?Thanks Ray.Bollocks, never mind.Here you are, Ray, this is a scene from the Harry Enfield show, cockneys love taking the piss out of us scousers, this is an exaggerated stereotype of scousers heavily drinking and picking fights all the time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElhFwLjsQugBy the way Ray, what is poutine? And what the hell is this giant clam that people keep talking about?Come along, come along, come and sing with me, when I say "RICE" you say "AND PEAS" ME SAY RIIIIICE! -
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