I'm gonna talk to my Roomies BF, He's Scottish/ Irish.
That's it, I'm getting me a Kilt and a sporran.
I'll wear it like a real Celt Too !
"What you got under there, they'll say"
'Me socks, & Me Boots, I say',
Showing the 4 nee's the Lord blessed me with,
Me left knee, Me right knee, Me hi-nee...