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101 Ways to be a Better Asshole. --------------------------------- 1. Argue with everybody. 2. Touch the paintings at the museum. 3. Get hysterical. 4. Threaten law suits. 5. Insinuate, implicate and insist. 6. If you got it, flaunt it. 7. Eat produce at the grocery store and don't pay...

I saw this posted on an usenet newsgroup for breast cancer several years ago, and it's still there to this day. It was originally posted May 14 1999: "Well, it's mildly funny. My right Jackson-Pratt pump and tube fell out when they were still draining 95 cc, and as I am on a remote island, my...

GO AHEAD SHARE THEM The life span of a taste bud is ten days. Women blink twice as much as men do. Sheep in Scotland faint of you jump at them. A hummingbird wieghs less then a penny. A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes. Peanuts are an ingrediant to the atomic bomb. A jellyfish is 95%...

Bored receptionist daydreams with tickling dwarf wrestlers http://www.addictingclips.com/content/receptionist.html It was cute while it lasted. Enjoy.

This is a funny tickling scene in an onlince comic involving a tentacle monster: http://www.elfonlyinn.net/d/20030421.html

1 CUP OF WATER 1 TSP BAKING SODA 1TSP SALT 1 CUP OF BROWN SUGAR 4 LARGE EGGS 1 CUP OF NUTS 2 CUPS OF DRIED FRUIT AND JOSE CUERVO TEQUILA sample the cuervo to check quality. take a large bowel... check the cuervo, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup and drink...

Yes, that's right, there's no tickling in this clip. I say again, NO tickling. NADA, ZIPPO. But it's very funny, if you care to watch it and you have a sense of humor. :) Split with Hacha, Hacha included in final ZIP. Here's the first 5, last one is coming up.

I have to admit I rarely laughed that loud... Thats the most sadistically funny thing I have seen in a while. I'm a bad egg, I know, I actually felt really sorry for her and I bet that hurt like hell, but I can't help myself... These sounds! Like a werwolf! The music in the background! And these...

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two gals having some fun. tickling upper body, feet and etc..... attention! the ticklee has no clothes on! clip is compressed and zipped with winrrrarrr. 3 min., 5 MB. enjoy!

found this on my other forum for gamers, and this one i just can't get enough of, i watch it like 5 times a day. it's 15.7 MB and you gotta download it to see it. but it's so worth it. the first 1:15 minutes of it is some nerdy players talking about some tactics with the game and what not, but...

here's the link. just shut up and watch. i know Nessie will just love this one to death. Turkey Aerobics

just saw this a while ago, and i know you'll love it. She Blocked Me! (click here for video)

I found this while surfing the web and thought it was hilarious and think it is perfect for our newbie incomers. Perhaps it maybe a sticky. Nevertheless watch, listen and enjoy. Click Here to watch Introductory Video

i found this awhile back, really funny bit, give it a whirl. it was spit with hacha (included in first file) btw, it's a quicktime media file.

Okay I found this kickASS website lest night that I wanted to share. It's a really neat progream this guy made using Google. Here's how it works... "Use Google talk by entering three or four words below. The system will search for this sentence at Google, find the next word and print that. Than...

proof that humans aren't the only ones that enjoy this activity...its cute if nothing else

Hope you like it...

Gunther and his mullet sing Tra-la-la aka the Ding Ding Dong Song..yeah about 4 mins of your life you kinda wish you had back..but still hilarious!! Yes, Krystle this is the song ive been wanting you to see! Just..cant believe ppl thought this was a good song. lmfao!! Enjoy *Busts out laughing*...

YOU decide. (Apologies for those of you who may have already seen this.) Hope all y'alls have a Merry Christmas, and all the best for a happy new 2005! :D http://community-2.webtv.net/@HH!3B!01!109A6273ED6D/Babajani1/MurphysLaw