rant

Hello there. You thought I was finished. You all thought I was done. You thought you would never have to see those words ever again...well f*** you! I'm back and filled to the brim with unbriddle ire and irony. So welcome back to all my returning fans and people who I could wipe on the bottem of...

Howdy and welcome to what will probably be my last rant ever....unless stupidty continues to reign supreme. But I digress, as you can take from the title, i'm taking a shot at game shows. Some time ago broadcast stations thought of an idea of giving the working class a chance at free prizes...

(KABOOM!!!) What happened? Someone Set us up the bomb. We get signal...it's you. How are you TT. All your rant are belong to us. You are on your way to destruction. What you say? You have no chance to survive, make your time. Ha Ha Ha. okay....so maybe it's the most farfetched intro i've...

Timewarp's whole opinion in bit size chunks. BEGIN! Okay. Portal came out from Valve. Great game. One annoyance. An object called a Weighted Companion Cube. Sure it didn't seem like much to me when I incinerated it in game and I was like..."Well, what's next"? But after looking up portal on...

I know it's been a while since i've last done one and even longer since I have had some feedback in any of my new threads. Perhaps i'm just not reaching a broader audience or something. Hopefully this new rant will generate a little more thought. Anyway... Let's say, unlike me, you've got a...

I always wonder, why are the main ones in the news always black males or african looking males? It is so annoying when I look in the computer, and see something like this. I expect to see...somebody not a black guy. But it always is... Not that I am looking for an answer to this question...

OK guys, this absolutely kills me. It truely does. But.... (RANT ALERT) School is about to run me into the freaking ground and it's only the second week of school. I have four classes, which is more than I've had since high school. Not only do I have four classes, they ALL require multiple...

Okay I'm seriously pissed. And I mean "I want to kill all the dumb people" pissed. Never has a few mins of research spur me to go absolutely insane with rage. That and i've been hitting the Foamy Rants hard, obey the Squirrel. Anyway. Animals...WHAT'S THE BIG FUCKIN DEAL? I know we're sharing...

That's right people, the Timewarp has given you all a free ticket to everybody who's is ready to unleash a fury of hatred of their own irks of the world. This could be your only chance to express opinions without fear of retribution from others, like they're opinions should dictate you anyway...

Okay, forgoing the intro and straight to the rant cause i'm pissed off. I remember a time when movies were actually good, so good you wanted to watch it at home. We used to have these things that were blocks and they were black...VHS tapes. That's what they were called. I liked them. One, they...

Yep it's a double topic. But wait...it's also another comp out. Cause once again I must let someone else who can say more than I can ever say about my hates. ....look...I just don't have the time or ability to freely rant anymore so to all my...1 fans...sorry...not really. Here you go...

So....you thought I was finished with my rants? Bwhaha. Well no. After a bit of time away, i'm fully recharged with hatred and ready to spew it on the unsuspecting...whoever reads this. Anyway.... So how many people have bought any electronic recently? Like a video game or appliance? You take...

Clothing...we all wear it. and that's my opening. ....you know after so many rants....I'm just running out of ideas and steam. Could this be the end? Oh let's not think about it now, let's just get to the rant. Mankind have been wearing clothes since the beginning of man. From animal skins, to...

....wait...(looks at title)...20? How the f*** did I even make it that far? How can you people have kept me this steamed for so long? I feel like I need to go out and just throw trash in the middle of the road just so...forget it. Anyway let's get on with the rant, with the ranting and the...

(Warning: Under no circumstances is this this in anyway a view on women in a sexist or discriminating light. It is more of an observation and a Satire. Anyone who thinks otherwise has already attained a skewed view of the world.) So i've been thinking for the last couple of days...have women...

Yeah...some people cross the line, well i'm about tear that line a whole new hole So recently I read some terminally ill kid got a free ride from Blizzard. Now i'm not into WoW but this kid got a lvl 70 character, a cash lumpsum, a specially made epic weapon, his own quest, even Vo work. Now...

(warning: Long rant. Hope you brought some orange circus nuts) Yes....I realize i'm about to review a game. But since this is MY rant series and since I have had free time...what the Hell. (Anyone who doesn't enjoy video games is a Republican or lame). okay...so a long time ago a company...

Timewarp's Rant Series: 17 Cereal Yeah....I know I said I needed a vote for the next rant. But I guess like real voting, the turnout was disappointing low... Meh...some ideas are worst than others I guess. Oh well, I got something to fill in the gap anyway. Enjoy. erhemm... alright then... So...

I know this will probably sound like a bigot thing to say, and I'm by no means a close-minded person, but is it just me, or does it seem like every other person you see on tv is gay now? Every time I sit down to watch a little television, there's some random gay guy on the screen who is so...

I'm ready to throw the smack down...mmm sure does sound like a sandwich...uhhh..anyway. I need your vote for the next rant in the series. I don't know if anyone cares but i'm taking all bets someone does. Now let me see if I can get this poll up...1 sec... (Constructs poll stand)