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Timewarp's Rant Series: 17 Cereal Yeah....I know I said I needed a vote for the next rant. But I guess like real voting, the turnout was disappointing low... Meh...some ideas are worst than others I guess. Oh well, I got something to fill in the gap anyway. Enjoy. erhemm... alright then... So...

Boy it's been a long time since i've watched one...pfft....just kidding. Yes I still watch cartoons...for one reason. They are more original than anything i've seen growing up. Oh how I wished these modern cartoons can go back in time. But anyway...this is...rant 16?...meh whatever...and yes, I...

Yeah...I wish I can draw like an...average artist... Well I did win second place in some art show...but I spent a long time on that chair... (Finally, People will have their revenge on me...I shall savor the flavor of each rant. MWUHAHAHA...yeah it's that bad. And don't be afraid to be honest...

Yep...it's finally happened. I've contradicted myself. I've become my own enemy. I've paradoxed my paradox. (Either that or I have writers block) But any way, I've been looking up other rants about various subjects I loath. Some are very good and tactful...and some are....just plain s*** suck...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php watch that video, hahahaha.

Alright this is a quicky rant cause it's come up time and time again but not long enough for a real long commentary. Okay basically it's deviant art. Now I knew people were perverts but DAMN! there is not a single word I can look up without at least 4-5 pics of sexual activity. Now granted, I...

ohhh...I know what you are thinking, how dare you insult one of the greatest forms of animation in history. Well actually i'm not complaining at all about it. Nor am I knocking on people who draw it, no disrespect to you TT artist. In fact, this week, i'm going to let 2 other people do it for...

(A new thread, a new gripe. Greetings, i'm TT's #1 Gripemister or master...whatever. But most people know me as Timewarp. I don't know if I have die hard fans of these series of random rants I make...and I don't care. The only thing that matters, my opinion. So this is to all of you who...

Hello all and welcome once again to another riviting visit to my world of WTF. I know it's probably some weird time to post these threads but it's only when things are calm can I elaberate my pure hatred for the ignorant and contrive. So what's this rant's chopping block item? Why it's those...

CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY......oh who doesn't like candy? What's your favorite? Lollypops? Chocolate? Kisses?..... Well save it. I'm not here to talk about what you like or what I like. In fact if you've been following my chronological postings...you probably know where i'm going...ladies...

(Note: If you think this written to cause trouble, you obviously didn't think it through) We've all been part of a group or a social forum once in a while, heck you're in one right now. You've hanged out with them, shared a common interest, even gained new interests. But did you ever stop to...

Happy Birthday. :)

Back in the day, or at least a couple of years ago, we as a society never considered how grave the danger was to simply eat a french fry or munch on a cupcake. It was back in the day when oil was cheap, children played outside, and schools gave out snacks like pizza and coke. I'd never thought...

We all know what it is. We see it everywhere. On signs, on walls, in bathrooms, on buildings, trees, rocks, streets, and even on public transportation. They demoralize are neighborhoods, comunnites, culture, and life in general. It would bother me if not for a couple of reason which I'll list...

Timewarp's Rant 6: Daytime talk shows Have you ever been bullied, father an abusive drunk, scared by a childhood deliema, etc? When you have these problems, what or whom do you turn to for help? Religion, pyschologists, parents, friends, etc? They are completely reliable and helpful. You'd...

So is it close to October already? Well....no. But that doesn't mean there are some shows out there who love to be scared. Year after year we tune in to watch the unknown only to feel fear. But after watching many of these shows, I've started to notice a stagnation, if you will, of the same...

Towards the end of the millennia, somewhere in the 80s the creation of the internet. In no less than 10 or something years the internet has spread worldwide, connecting people globally like never before. With a new way to express and connect, man looked for new ways to find enjoyment in this...

See the lights, see the stars, see the big silverscreen...and yet have any of us seen anything decent within the last couple of years? I know I haven't and yet critics keep dropping the same phrases on the same crap that has been rehashed over and over. "It's terriffic, a must see, movie of the...

If any of you had the most unfortunate luck to have to awnser the call of nature and was no where near your house or a trusted friend's house, you know where this is going. All across America, no matter what state or city, you'll find one of mankind's most disgusting inventions: The public...

Hey there, thought I start something new that may or may not last. Point is things piss me off and I won't take it anymore. So let's bring up the mundane, the improtant and discuss what's really significant, my opinion. Okay 1st rant: Hot Chocolate! I remember the first time I had some at my...