101 Fun Things To Do At Walmart During The Zombie Apocalypse

[milagros317]

74. Give the zombies hair gel and tell them it is a cure for being a zombie.

75. Laugh at them when they eat the gel.

 

[HallKogan]

76. Repeat #74 and #75 with super glue.

77. Go to the hardware section and gather up all the expanding foam. Spray it on the zombies and watch them try to get loose.

 

[milagros317]

78. Use a staple gun to staple the zombies' eyelids shut. 😛

 

[HallKogan]

79. Cover the floor of an entire room with treadmills running on full speed, then let a few of them in. Play Yakety Sax in the background.

 

[milagros317]

80. Eat five cheeseburgers.

81. Vomit on the zombies.

 

[HallKogan]

82. Gather up all the pillows in the store and build a fort. Hang a sign on the front that says “No Zombies”

 

[milagros317]

83. Eat two dozen donuts.
84. Vomit all over the zombies again.

 

[HallKogan]

85. Gather up all the baking soda in the store and dump it all over the zombies.

86. Gather up all the vinegar and dump on the zombies.

 

[milagros317]

87. Eat five huge bags of potato chips.
88. Vomit all over the zombies again.

 

[HallKogan]

89. Tell them that they’re not practicing Social Distancing.

 

[milagros317]

90. Eat six huge bags of pretzel sticks.
91. Vomit all over the zombies again.

 

[HallKogan]

92. Get in touch with Heidi Klum, tell you have your own Walmart. [emoji3594] Milagros

93. Start your own rooftop garden, throw the vegetables you don’t like at the zombies.

94. Tell the zombies if they don’t leave Milagros is going to hurl on them again.

 

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95. Get everyone on the bikes and tricycles, and throw food at the zombies as you ride by them. Bikes are also good to use to ride away from the zombis if they become stronger.

 

[milagros317]

96. Go back up on a ladder and throw balloons filled with piss down on the zombies.

 

[HallKogan]

97. Every night a few hours after bedtime, go to the zombies and complain about the noise.

98. Let a few zombies in, and film a remake of Resident Evil.

99. Fill a tote full of ice cream and eat as much as you want. Dump the rest on the zombies.

100. Get on the P.A. system, and declare yourself the coolest man alive.

101. Stand up on the roof, and announce you’re giving up. Hold out your arms and prepare to jump. Then yell “PSYCHE!” and walk back in laughing.

 

[milagros317]

Congratulations! We have reached 101! 😀

 

[HallKogan]

Woo!

Thank you everyone for contributing!

 

[milagros317]

Woo!

Thank you everyone for contributing!

You are most welcome. 😀