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tickle_fan031
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2.(if there's escolators)run up escolators the wrong way
tickle_fan031
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4.if there's something stacked up high deliberately take something from the middle of the stack
tickle_fan031
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6. shake up bottles of fizzy drinks and then put them back on the shelves
tickle_fan031
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No honestly I'm not why?
tickle_fan031
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Carry a pin and pierce holes in cartons of milk etc
general zod1
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Get on the louspeaker system and say "attention shoppers Today is naked thursday Please take off all of your clothes and shop naked"
I double dog dare anyone to do that
I double dog dare anyone to do that
tickle_fan031
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haha good one Zod
Pretend you're talking on your mobile phone,but talk really loudly and say something like "yeh I'm just about to stock up on condoms,how many do you want me to get?"
Pretend you're talking on your mobile phone,but talk really loudly and say something like "yeh I'm just about to stock up on condoms,how many do you want me to get?"
tickle_fan031
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Fill up loads of shopping trolleys with stuff and leave then at random places around the store,then go and get another one and repeat the process.
Budweiserbob!
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Go up to the teenage assistant and ask where the chocolate flavoured condoms are and then ask for his opinion! >;D
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conehead180
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Get on the loudspeaker and say "Attention costumers. Testicles. That is all." Reference, anyone?
GEORGIATKLER
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Get Really Pissed Off Because What You Took Into The Fitting Room Didn't. Ask All Associates If The Late Sam Was Kin To John Boy. Ask If This Store Is Also A Cash Register Warehouse, Since Only Two Or Three Of Them Will Be Open.
Budweiserbob!
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Check if your buttocks come up on the stock list by rubbing your buttocks on the scanner.
durandalai1
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Here is some great stuff
*Grab a ton of condoms and just walk around putting them into peoples' carts
*Take peanut butter and chocolate bars into the bathroom and smear it everywhere. Also be sure to put peanut butter on the toilet seat and combine with toilet paper
*Take wet floor signs and put them into carpeted areas.
*Walk into a checkout lien on a cell phone and say loudly "What if they don't give me the money when i say give me the ****** money?"*
*Take one of the fake guns in the toy aisle, put it on the ground and take Krylon Black (spraypaint froma previous aisle) and proceed to spray paint the gun*
*Bring a bag of garbage in and take it to the garbage can aisle and then put your garbage in one of the bins
*Streak and use the garden center exit as your escape, have your friend waiting outside with the engine running and door unlocked
*Walk around the store with your friend on a leash
*Pretend to be blind and have a seeing eye dog, be sure to make comments about the color of peoples shirt and things of that nature, to confuse them about being you being blind
*If you are a man, put something in your pants to fake a massive erection
*Wear stormtrooper armor and walk around
*Wear any type of costume and walk around
*Come into the store all bloodied and up and buy knifes, be ready for terrified looks from the cashier
*Move prices around, and put for sale signs up by incorrect items
*Climb up on one of the aisles and call down to people "This is Jesus: Insert whatever you want to say here*
and i'm spent
-Tycho
*Grab a ton of condoms and just walk around putting them into peoples' carts
*Take peanut butter and chocolate bars into the bathroom and smear it everywhere. Also be sure to put peanut butter on the toilet seat and combine with toilet paper
*Take wet floor signs and put them into carpeted areas.
*Walk into a checkout lien on a cell phone and say loudly "What if they don't give me the money when i say give me the ****** money?"*
*Take one of the fake guns in the toy aisle, put it on the ground and take Krylon Black (spraypaint froma previous aisle) and proceed to spray paint the gun*
*Bring a bag of garbage in and take it to the garbage can aisle and then put your garbage in one of the bins
*Streak and use the garden center exit as your escape, have your friend waiting outside with the engine running and door unlocked
*Walk around the store with your friend on a leash
*Pretend to be blind and have a seeing eye dog, be sure to make comments about the color of peoples shirt and things of that nature, to confuse them about being you being blind
*If you are a man, put something in your pants to fake a massive erection
*Wear stormtrooper armor and walk around
*Wear any type of costume and walk around
*Come into the store all bloodied and up and buy knifes, be ready for terrified looks from the cashier
*Move prices around, and put for sale signs up by incorrect items
*Climb up on one of the aisles and call down to people "This is Jesus: Insert whatever you want to say here*
and i'm spent
-Tycho
