101 things to do in Wal*Mart!!!!

[TKLVR181]

*Take one of the fake guns in the toy aisle, put it on the ground and take Krylon Black (spraypaint froma previous aisle) and proceed to spray paint the gun*

Would have done that one 'cept my crappy WalMart only has the Nerf and Supersoakers that would just have looked like spray-painted water guns 😛

 

[Beaunanza]

Punch the 70+ year-old greeter in the face and say "Hello yourself!"

 

[Beaunanza]

Taste test each tube of Pringles and after each taste, throw the tube on the floor and yell, "Not good enough!" Make sure you only eat one chip before you throw it down.

 

[Beaunanza]

Fart into the teller's intercom, then say "Clean up on aisle 5," into the mic.