20 Questions that Reveal Who You Are

[Brock Samson]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

Hmm, coal-miner. Good pay.

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

JFK. Guy had chrome plated balls during a time when having said balls could get you killed.

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

Definitely 7"2.

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

Oh yeah, in a heartbeat!

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

Either would suit me, but I'll go with firefighter.

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre all day!

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

I'll take the Nobel Prize for Chemistry.

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

Fly

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

I'll take the punchto the face.

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

Yeah....no. The junkie would lose that one.

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

Hell, I'm close to 3 bills now, and I can still do 8 straight miles. I'm sure I'd be fine with 40 extra pounds.

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

Yeah, I'm gonna go with the one true love.

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

Vomit wins this one.

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

Hmm, 1935. I could fight in WW2 with Dick Winters and the rest of Easy Company.

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

Wolverine baby!

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

Murder

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

Definitely a tiger. I'd have a better chance at defending myself on land.

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

Bond...James Bond.

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

Tanzania

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

Hmm, that's a tough one. I'm gonna go with the blazing inferno.

 

[Whoviantrekkie]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

A florist

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

Clinton

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

7"2

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

Yes. As long as I don't have to live with the guilt of killing someone I'm good.

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

Firefighter

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But only because I haven't seen Driving Miss Daisy

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

Star in a blockbuster

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

Both would be really awesome but I'd probably say fly. My crippling vertigo and fear of heights would be more at ease if I knew I could just fly away.

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

Get punched

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

As selfish as this sounds. I wouldn't risk it.

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

325 lbs. I've already been battling a mental disability for most of my life. I don't want to battle a different one.

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

Be in love and be loved back

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

I have a feeling that if I threw up every single time I had sexual relations with my partner I'd be getting A LOT less than once a month so I'll take the second option.

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

1935. It would be tough, but the fashion was cooler and there is a higher possibility of indoor plumbing.

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

Wolverine. His healing factor would be enough to kick Alien ass.

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

Murder.

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

Tiger. I'd rather die at the hands of something fluffy.

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

Indiana Jones all the way! Bond is cool and all but as a future history teacher and as someone who has seen the first three Indiana Jones movies at least 15-20 times, I say Jones!

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

Siberia

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

I really don't know. I guess burning would be quicker? But I don't know.

 

[DontAskJusTckle]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?
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Hypnotherapist​

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2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?
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Richard Nixon​

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3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]
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6'0"​

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4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?
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I'd need two sets of pliers​

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5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?
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Department of Motor Vehicle administrator​

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6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?
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Fargo​

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7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?
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Finish as #2 in American Idol​

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8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?
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Stretch like Reed Richards or Helen Parr​

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9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]
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Served a court summons by Sofía Vergara​

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10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?
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I don't think that would work​

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11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?
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I can't have both?​

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12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?
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If she does the housecleaning, I'm in.​

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13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?
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You mean...like...right after?​

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14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?
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1955-1975​

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15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?
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Wolverine, but only if Chris Claremont and John Byrne were writing it. O'Bannon? forget it.​

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16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?
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Half of one, six dozen of the other​

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17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?
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A menstruating cheerleader with pom-poms​

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18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?
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Simon Templar​

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19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?
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Salt Lake City​

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20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?
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Lethal injection​

 

[Musicroxmysox]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?

A florist, flowers are pretty.

2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?

Clinton, he was productive and plays saxophone. 🙂

3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]

I'm pretty close to 5"0 already lol.

4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?

Yes, it doesn't say I can't sedate the inmate so sedation it would be, they wouldn't technically know what was happening then.

5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?

Police officer I guess, if I had to choose.

6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?

Driving Miss Daisy, me no like horror.

7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?

Depends on the blockbuster, but winning a Nobel in Chemistry would be pretty awesome.

8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?

Invisible.

9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]

Ugh...neither please.

10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?

Not worth it, the gorilla may continue to see.

11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?

Umm....Tourette's, maybe?

12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?

One please, love is worth it.

13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?

Eww...vomit, I'll take option number two.

14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?

1798...music was awesome then. 1935 is to close to a bad period of time for my people.

15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?

This isn't even a question, Wolverine duh.

16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?

Murder. I'd pick a good one too lol.

17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?

Shark ;P

18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?

Indiana Jones.

19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?

Siberia, cold over hot any day.

20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?

Cancer sounds less painful but both options are not appealing.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?
Florist
2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?
Clinton
3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]
6'8
4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?
Yes I would. The sadist in me would enjoy it.
5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?
Cop
6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?
Hollywood blockbuster.
8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?
Invisible
9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]
Wait Courtney Love eating me out? Well then yes.
10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it? No I wouldn't.
11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?
325 I could always try to loose it.
12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?
But, I've already had sex with more then one person.
13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?
One orgasm a month heck no I'd rather vomit, but man that would be a lot of vomiting. Lol in away it would help me finally figure out how many times I orgasm during sex. Oh man I would need a ton of water. Dehydration would be a serious issue.
14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?
1935
15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?
Wolverine
16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?
Murder
17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?
Tiger
18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?
Oh James do me!
19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?
Tanzania
20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?
Burn in a car accident.