Since I will be home and housebound for the duration of oh, say the WHOLE DAMN YEAR, I have decided to leave my affairs in the hands of you capable people to take handle in my stead.
FIRST - Everybody have fun dammit! If anybody's gonna be miserable on Halloween it's gonna be ME and no one else!
SECOND - Someone take care of GiggleGal. I had plans...horrible...terrible...unspeeakably EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL plans of things to do to her this year that will have to wait until later. So terrible were they that I dare not reveal them here. Suffice to say, I charge anyone willing to accept the responsibility to tickle-torture GiggleGal within an inch of her life and a few yards of other peoples. Rememebr that her armpits and feet are very weak and that raspberries by the truckload will damn near kill her.
THIRD - Keep orange soda alive!
FOURTH - Get Sadira. Anyone. Everyone. For me. I'm partial to her RIBS.
That is all for now. Thank yew.