420--I really thank you for your honesty on the Jennifer Anniston thread regarding the many gorgeous, female celebrities you want to write about (not a loser in the bunch).
Everyone else--Take a step back for a moment and please survey the list below of celebs that 420 has either written about or plans to write about. Ask yourselves objectively, Is this at all likely? Is this even statistically possible? Why should you believe these claims? Do people who respond with "wow" and "cool" actually buy this fellow--or don't they care whether it's true or not? I'm genuinely curious.
How long shall we be played for fools? According to the list below, a very, very long time. But it would all be just as entertaining in STORIES, wouldn't it? Or is it simply that imagining these tales are true is the real fun for some of you, and you cannot maintain the fantasy if they appear in STORIES?
Bandit?? Come on, buddy!! A little common sense, man! This person of unknown origin, D-Rock420, steps out of the woodwork one fine day in the winter of 2003 revealing that he has tickled or "asked the question" of Jennifer A., SMG, Tara, Heather, Natalie, Gwenyth, Alicia, Jessica B., Cameron, Shannen, and on and on and on? And, of course, once these are finished he can always have "new" experiences. (If he doesn't get bored with the "let's-put-one-over-on-these-guys" project first.)
Scooby--seriously, friend, this must stop. Please, please exercise your powers of moderation.
dig dug dog
420's LIST:
Jennifer Anniston
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Courtney Cox
Jamie Pressley
Alicia Silverstone
Shannen Doherty
Sandra Bullock
Tara Reid
Meg Ryan
Jessica Biel
Cameron Diaz
Ashley Judd
Angelina Jolie
Heather Locklear
Gywneth Paltrow
Liv Tyler
Christina Aguilera
Natalie Portman
Penelope Cruz
Sharon Stone
Shania Twain
Lisa Kudrow