99 Words For Boobs.

[General Zod]

Guess I'll join you boobs in posting 😛

 

[AffectionateDan]

Keeping abreast of the news, Natalie Portman founds "Headlights on for Hilary", but Republicans nip the blossoming movement in the bud, and the effort is a bust after only 18 hours of support.

🙂 E. Bunbury

LMFAO! That's gonna be tough to top!
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[CrystalLight]

The Titty Song !

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[venray]

Ah..The most bodacious Boobs in Britain.....
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[venray]

This thread seemes to have frozen....

Or as Crystal said "My boobs busted it"...

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Be careful when posting things like those videos, folks. Crystal's last post on this page was missing the last portion,

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of the embed code for the video. This caused the page to cease generating after that point. Make sure when you post something like that that you put ALL OF THE CODE, no matter how trivial looking, in your post. Fixed now, so back to the guzungas ...

 

[CrystalLight]

GAH ! HTML KICKED MY ASS ! I'm usually good about that.


Thanks, Shadow.

 

[venray]

Thanks again my friend......

 

[CrystalLight]

I think they needed to breathe..

Thanks, Ven..I know you we're behind this too.

 

[venray]

Behind? I thought this was a Booby thread.....

 

[AffectionateDan]

"Ahhhhh... that breeze feels nice."

That's freakin' awesome! But how the hell could she not KNOW?!?!? I mean, you can *see* that her top is still tied, but there they are, lovely for all the world to see. Even if she was asleep and they popped out somehow, wouldn't you ladies wake up if the girls fell out like this?

 

[EBunbury]

Re: "The Titty Song". That was one patient woman!

🙂 E. Bunbury

Warning: Please wear safety googles when viewing the image below. You can put somebody's eye out with those things!

 

[CrystalLight]

EB:

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW............



Dan: Depends on how deep of a sleep I'm in. 😉 But I think the feeling of a plastic chair rubbing against my boobies would wake me up..


That came out way too sexual....

 

[AffectionateDan]

Warning: Please wear safety googles when viewing the image below. You can put somebody's eye out with those things!

I think the *REAL* important issue is being overlooked, here... that being, "Are they ticklish?" 😉

EB:

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.......

Awwww, it's not really that bad, Joana... she's clearly wearing some latex thingie with strategically placed holes to push them out that far. Normally, seeing as they're boobies and all, I'd find it intriguing, but since whatever that gizmo is has GOTTA be cutting down on ticklish skin surface available, overall I give it a thumbs-down.

Dan: Depends on how deep of a sleep I'm in. 😉 But I think the feeling of a plastic chair rubbing against my boobies would wake me up....

Good point. (or two, depending on your perspective) 😉 I would think the same, feeling the plastic rubbing anywhere on anyone's body would be enough to wake them up, but then I asked myself honestly, "Have I ever been asleep that hard?", and I was forced to admit that it *IS* possible. I once came home to the dormitory after a 14 hour shift, dead tired, and the damned fire alarm was going off. (they did that a LOT in the post-WWII buildings we used for barracks; crappy wiring, never a fire.) I climbed the three flights of stairs to my floor, went to my room WITH THE FIRE ALARM BELL RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DOOR, and promptly went to sleep with it still ringing. So yeah.

That came out way too sexual....

Isn't that like, an oxymoron, or something? Is there such a thing? 🙄

Okay, so I'm at work last night, and most of you will have seen Subway's latest ad campaign about their $5 footlong subs... this girl who works at Subway came in wearing this hideous yellow t-shirt with the ad slogan on it, and it was just hysterical to see the mentioning of "foot-longs" stretched tight over her ginormous bewbage. Kodak moment, fo sho. Would have been a little bit in bad taste for me to have whipped out my camera and taken a pic of her chest, no matter how amusing it might have been. (betcha Subway would be proud of her, um... "advertising", though)

 

[venray]

Aw...ya shoulda "whipped out" that camera bro.....we woulda bailed ya out....

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Lifeguards Train "hard" For Just Such Emergencies

I'll Save Her!!!. Gt Cranks The Hooter-scooter With Premanent High-beams And Bazoom! It Back Fires As He Races To The Silicone Station For Fuel. The Twins Ball Game On The Radio Means There Is No Time For Falsie Heroics. Safest Extraction Tool? Feather Or Ice Cube? Better Use One Of Each To Be Sure. Must Be Exact. Damn!! I Brought The Inside Calipers Instead Of The Outside Ones................

 

[venray]

Calipers..I didnt hear that mentioned in the booy song....hmmm...

 

[EBunbury]

I would prefer to have some witty remark to go with this image, but the mind fails me.

🙂 E. Bunbury

 

[CrystalLight]

Dan: .. SEE what I mean? Can't help it when one is tired ! Either that or her boobies just wanted to show off ??


For all you google guys out there 😎 :

 

[AffectionateDan]

Googlicious!

EBunbooby, this is what you get for making me look up what the hell "umlaut" was... the best pair of boobies you'll see all day!

 

[EBunbury]

EBunbooby, this is what you get for making me look up what the hell "umlaut" was... the best pair of boobies you'll see all day!

LOL!! You're welcome, Dan, always glad to further the cause of education! And, while I like your pair of boobies, my blue-footed boobies are dancing! 😀

🙂 E. Bunbury

 

[venray]

 

[EBunbury]

For all you google guys out there 😎 :

CrystalLight, thanks for starting this thread. We're glad you're here to keep the forum fun!

Gotta love the double "o"s in Google, even if they did misspell the word. (I hear they're still kicking themselves over that!)

 

[AffectionateDan]

LOL!! You're welcome, Dan, always glad to further the cause of education! And, while I like your pair of boobies, my blue-footed boobies are dancing! 😀

Nice set of boobies ya got there, EB!
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[CrystalLight]

😛