A Confession

[kurchatovium]

As per your request:

HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR GRANNY GRAPE. ID A BEEN A MARRIED TO THAT GIRL AND NOT AN APE WHERE DID U COME FROM AND BEND MY LIFE OUT OF SHAPE WHERE DID U COME FROM GRANNY GRAPE???

 

[venray]

I have restored his signature because I can...lol....he had best behave in the future however...

 

[ShiningIce]

😡 😛

 

[venray]

😉 😀

 

[ShiningIce]

HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE ID A BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE BROKE INTO MY BARN THE OTHER DAY ATE MY CHICKENS AND TICKLED MY CHEESE RUBBED THE GOAT AND HUMPED MY LEG WHERE DID U COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

 

[giggleygirl25]

tickled your cheese? wow that sounds like a deeply personal problem lol

 

[kurchatovium]

HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR CRAZY KURCHATOVIUM ID A BEEN MARRIED TO THE LADY AT THE PLANETARIUM WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND WHY DID YOU BREAK MY AQUARIUM WHERE DID YOU COME FROM CRAZY KURCHATOVIUM. BROKE INTO MY FRIG THE OTHER DAY ATE MY MARMALADE AND TICKLED MY ARIBETH. PLAYED MY XBOX AND WATCHED MY TV WHERE DID U COME FROM CRAZY KURCHATOVIUM!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

 

[ShiningIce]

Quiet you and leggo my aquarium.

 

[Admiral Trouser]

Silence, you glorified popsicle!

AT

 

[ShiningIce]

Styffle, and your trousers are on fire.

 

[Admiral Trouser]

Of course they are....its the sign of a *real* man.

Don't get to close, you might melt.....

😉

AT

 

[Oddjob0226]

HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR CRAZY KURCHATOVIUM ID A BEEN MARRIED TO THE LADY AT THE PLANETARIUM WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND WHY DID YOU BREAK MY AQUARIUM WHERE DID YOU COME FROM CRAZY KURCHATOVIUM. BROKE INTO MY FRIG THE OTHER DAY ATE MY MARMALADE AND TICKLED MY ARIBETH. PLAYED MY XBOX AND WATCHED MY TV WHERE DID U COME FROM CRAZY KURCHATOVIUM!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

I think Kurchatovium's winning!

 

[Limeoutsider]

Silence, you glorified popsicle!

AT

Glorified popsicle! LMAO!

 

[kurchatovium]

HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR SHINING ICE ID A BEEN MARRIED TO A LADY SO NICE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND RUIN MY LIFE TWICE. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM SHINING ICE. BROKE INTO MY FRIG THE OTHER DAY ATE MY STRAWBERRY MARMALADE AND DID NASTY THINGS TO MY CHEESE. PLAYED MY COMPUTER AND WITH MY TEDDY OH PLEEEASE WHERE DID U COME FROM SHINING ICE!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

 

[ShiningIce]

HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR SHINING ICE ID A BEEN MARRIED TO A LADY SO NICE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND RUIN MY LIFE TWICE. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM SHINING ICE. BROKE INTO MY FRIG THE OTHER DAY ATE MY STRAWBERRY MARMALADE AND DID NASTY THINGS TO MY CHEESE. PLAYED MY COMPUTER AND WITH MY TEDDY OH PLEEEASE WHERE DID U COME FROM SHINING ICE!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

Hmm tempted to make that my sig quote, as for the rest of you, and especially YOU ....................QUIET

 

[Blackrook]

Wait, a minute!!

News just in. Cotton Eyed Joe spotted near Sri Lanka. News at 11.

 

[ShiningIce]

zip it

 

[venray]

shush !!

 

[ShiningIce]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 😛

 

[venray]

chill !!

 

[ShiningIce]

I'm Ice remember

 

[asutickler]

*ahem*

*turns on the throbbing techno music, and sings...*


If it hadn't a been for Cotton Eyed Joe,

I mighta married that damn dirty ho.

He just said "Hi" and she gave him a "blow,"

So when it came to the weddin' I had to say "no..."



Or how about...


Stay out the way of Cotton Eyed Joe!

He's got road rage and he don't drive slow.

Likes to point his AK out the window,

He's gonna have a run-in wit' da Highway Patro...


😛

 

[firerescue]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

 

[asutickler]

Heh heh heh...



Clear off the throne for Cotton Eyed Joe!

He just ate at Taco Bell and now he's gotta go...

Someone spiked his Pepsi with Colon Blow...

So break out the Charmin amd pass him a ro'!

 

[Kraftie]

LMAO!!! Bravo... your lost verses of "Cotton Eyed Joe" are truly splendid!